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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 12-31-2009

COCKSUCKER!


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 12-31-2009

fucker


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 12-31-2009

(12-31-2009, 08:34 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: I made them with a tad less orange blossom water and they are way better when it's not so strong.
I ran out of the stuff too... hopefully the Arab market will be open over the weekend. I want to try these with almonds next time.

Matt's gone through 20 of them already.

I don't have enough experience but I thought that orange blossom was fantastic.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 12-31-2009

Do you have comissary priv's? If so, see if they carry orange blossom water. If they do, buy it and I'll give you the recipe. These are no bake and are really easy to do! You can use almonds or pistachios.... and you know what I prefer!


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 12-31-2009

No, no commissary privileges, I didn't retire.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 12-31-2009

I'm watching the latest Harry Potter movie and that bitch Hermione just made some birds explode against the wall. Grrrr!


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 12-31-2009

(12-31-2009, 03:19 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: I just made a whole batch of those cookies you like, Lumpy. I was bored out of my head!

We have company coming tomorrow to watch the hockey game and I figured these would be nice to have out.

That is some gross looking shit. They look like powdered vomit balls. WTF?


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 12-31-2009

(12-31-2009, 08:55 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 03:19 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: I just made a whole batch of those cookies you like, Lumpy. I was bored out of my head!

We have company coming tomorrow to watch the hockey game and I figured these would be nice to have out.

That is some gross looking shit. They look like powdered vomit balls. WTF?

WTF 52 They use them as hockey pucks everyone knows that!


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 12-31-2009

(12-31-2009, 08:55 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 03:19 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: I just made a whole batch of those cookies you like, Lumpy. I was bored out of my head!

We have company coming tomorrow to watch the hockey game and I figured these would be nice to have out.

That is some gross looking shit. They look like powdered vomit balls. WTF?

Don't worry about it - you just stick with your Chips Ahoy's and Oreo's and leave the good food to those who have good taste.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 12-31-2009

(12-31-2009, 07:59 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: English pronunciation for "Jaguar" as in the car... Jag-You-Are. Weirdos.

I usually say 'jag-war', but sometimes I say 'jag-u-ar'.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - twisteroo - 01-01-2010

Did you know that Subaru backwards is U R A Bus?


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Freak magnet - 01-01-2010

(12-31-2009, 08:55 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 03:19 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: I just made a whole batch of those cookies you like, Lumpy. I was bored out of my head!

We have company coming tomorrow to watch the hockey game and I figured these would be nice to have out.

That is some gross looking shit. They look like powdered vomit balls. WTF?

STFU Fuckface 105


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 01-01-2010

(12-31-2009, 10:08 PM)The Antagonist Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 08:55 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 03:19 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: I just made a whole batch of those cookies you like, Lumpy. I was bored out of my head!

We have company coming tomorrow to watch the hockey game and I figured these would be nice to have out.

That is some gross looking shit. They look like powdered vomit balls. WTF?

Don't worry about it - you just stick with your Chips Ahoy's and Oreo's and leave the good food to those who have good taste.

Well, instead of powdered vomit balls my mother made some kick ass meat sauce and pasta including the skilled use of pigs feet in the sauce for flavor. We had fresh steamers with melted butter as well. I think you need to rethink your pro-vomit ball position here.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Freak magnet - 01-01-2010

(01-01-2010, 09:58 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 10:08 PM)The Antagonist Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 08:55 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 03:19 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: I just made a whole batch of those cookies you like, Lumpy. I was bored out of my head!

We have company coming tomorrow to watch the hockey game and I figured these would be nice to have out.

That is some gross looking shit. They look like powdered vomit balls. WTF?

Don't worry about it - you just stick with your Chips Ahoy's and Oreo's and leave the good food to those who have good taste.

Well, instead of powdered vomit balls my mother made some kick ass meat sauce and pasta including the skilled use of pigs feet in the sauce for flavor. We had fresh steamers with melted butter as well. I think you need to rethink your pro-vomit ball position here.

Eww, Pigs trotters::vomit::


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-01-2010

Oh Christ, I wish you hadn't quoted him. I could've gone the rest of my life not knowing some Eyetalian knuckle-dragger that still sucks at his mama's tits ate pig feet.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 01-01-2010

(01-01-2010, 09:58 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 10:08 PM)The Antagonist Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 08:55 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 03:19 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: I just made a whole batch of those cookies you like, Lumpy. I was bored out of my head!

We have company coming tomorrow to watch the hockey game and I figured these would be nice to have out.

That is some gross looking shit. They look like powdered vomit balls. WTF?

Don't worry about it - you just stick with your Chips Ahoy's and Oreo's and leave the good food to those who have good taste.

Well, instead of powdered vomit balls my mother made some kick ass meat sauce and pasta including the skilled use of pigs feet in the sauce for flavor. We had fresh steamers with melted butter as well. I think you need to rethink your pro-vomit ball position here.

I know what pigs wallow in, and what is in their feet at all times.

So you think piss clams and pigs feet are better than pistachio cookies? Good for you. Keep eating from the pauper's menu.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-01-2010

I really like clams.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 01-01-2010

Steamers are piss clams.

Regular cherrystones are delicious.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 01-01-2010

:Yawn:


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-01-2010

First time I ever had mussels and scallops was when my first ex and I visited his sexy ass father in Cape Cod. Did I mention his father was hot as hell? Christ. And he cooked. We went out on the bay and 'caught' our own shellfish in the dead of December and then had them for dinner that night. God, his dad was good looking!