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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 01-23-2010 (01-23-2010, 01:48 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: How do I merge Italian and n-word? Nigalian? Easy - SICILIAN RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2010 I am now remembering the Dennis Hopper "Sicilians were spawned by n-words" speech in the film True Romance. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010 Oh man, that's one of my favorite scenes in a movie EVER. You can't beat the craziness of Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken together. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2010 It's a classic scene, excellent script and excellent acting produce movie excellence. "What we got going on here is a game of show and tell, you show me everything, you tell me nothing". RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 01-23-2010 (01-23-2010, 03:08 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Oh man, that's one of my favorite scenes in a movie EVER. You can't beat the craziness of Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken together. Never seen it. I just looked it up though and WHAT a cast!! Holy crap. Netflix has it, but not streaming. :( RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 01-23-2010 Where's my fuckin' BlackBerry ?...Jesus Christ... RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010 (01-23-2010, 05:11 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:(01-23-2010, 03:08 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Oh man, that's one of my favorite scenes in a movie EVER. You can't beat the craziness of Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken together. It's held up well, I just re-watched it recently and still enjoyed the hell out of it. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-23-2010 I just downloaded the most annoying/funny ringtone ever... it'll probably drive me crazy(er) in a very short time. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 01-23-2010 (01-23-2010, 02:13 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:(01-23-2010, 01:48 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: How do I merge Italian and n-word? Nigalian? I didn't edit your post. The word filter I was testing did that automatically. Don't worry, I just chalk it up on the mile-high pile of incorrect assumptions and accusations I always get thrown at me. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-24-2010 I googled the last name mentioned and found out she's real so I'm going to assume the rest of this is true as well. That second one is kind of amazing. Darwin Award winners revealed Two bank robbers have been declared winners of the 2009 Darwin Awards after they blew themselves up while trying to crack open a cash machine. The Belgian pair used so much explosive to get their hands on the money that they destroyed the whole bank building. When police arrived at the scene, they found one of them with severe head injuries, and rushed him to hospital where he died shortly after arrival. Investigators initially assumed that his accomplice had managed a getaway, but the second one's body was excavated from the debris twelve hours later. Wendy Northcutt, the founder of the annual awards, declared them the 2009 winners of the Darwin Awards, given to those "doing the most to improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it". The bank robbers just edged ahead of their main rival Shawn Motero who was stuck in a traffic crawl in Florida when he needed to answer a call of nature. With no toilet handy, he got out of the car before jumping over a concrete wall to find a more secluded spot. Unfortunately, the 30-year-old had not realized he was on a bridge, and fell 65 feet to his death. Award organizers said it proved you should "look before you leak". In third place was the first ever woman to be nominated for the award. Rosanne Tippett drove her moped into a flooded river, despite the warning signs. She was rescued by police, but died after jumping back into the river in an attempt to recover the two-wheeler. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-24-2010 That second one is true as well: http://www.wftv.com/news/15873511/detail.html RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 01-24-2010 Does anyone else notice how Julie's posts, when not raging on with her racism, resemble the bizarreness of BROTHER's stuff quite a bit? RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-24-2010 (01-24-2010, 05:06 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Does anyone else notice how Julie's posts, when not raging on with her racism, resemble the bizarreness of BROTHER's stuff quite a bit? Yes I have, that why I keep mentioning BROTHER. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-24-2010 No comments about the guy that stepped off an overpass to go take a leak? Tough crowd. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Julie - 01-24-2010 Lumpy! RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 01-24-2010 Your originality knows no limits. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-24-2010 (01-24-2010, 05:14 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Your originality knows no limits. I think BROTHER has actually posted that photo here at one time or another. This is getting kind of spooky, if you'll excuse the pun. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Julie - 01-24-2010 I am Brother, here me roar. No - I am Moose No- I am anyone you don't like. Paranoid CavernTwat RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-24-2010 Frank doesn't like large sigs, you might consider resizing it before he actually deletes it for you. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Julie - 01-24-2010 Frank may do as he pleases. This is his house & I am just a guest. You will continue to be poked in the eye until he removes it. |