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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - sally - 12-10-2013
I made this just for Duchess. Not to shabby for being made out of toilet paper
.![[Image: 1506055_642209445822231_56240652_n_zpsa6e20470.jpg]](http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/sandraj730/1506055_642209445822231_56240652_n_zpsa6e20470.jpg)
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 12-10-2013
(12-10-2013, 02:51 PM)sally Wrote: I made this just for Duchess.
You're hysterical. Thank you so much!
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - sally - 12-10-2013
(12-10-2013, 01:30 PM)username Wrote:(12-09-2013, 03:18 PM)sally Wrote: All you need to make a wreath is a wire hanger and toilet paper. Bend the hanger into a circle and pull off about four squares of tissue, fold tissue in half and twist around the hanger. Continue doing that until the hanger is full. You can then add bells or a bow or whatever you like to it.
I think that's fucking brilliant! I could do that! My friends would be impressed as hell if I homemade anything. I've never even made a stupid cupcake. Ever.
If you do make it, I was wrong about the four squares of tissue. You only need one square at a time and keep twisting and pushing them tight together. In between you can twist candy or whatever into it with bread ties.
I'm not into crafts and never made a cupcake either. My mom showed me how to make toilet paper wreaths when I was a little kid and I haven't thought about it in years until Duchess told Ramsey to make a wreath.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 12-10-2013
I just read that 1 in 5 children lives in poverty, giving the US the highest child poverty rate of any developed nation except for Romania. Can that possibly be true?
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 12-10-2013
(12-10-2013, 02:51 PM)sally Wrote: I made this just for Duchess. Not to shabby for being made out of toilet paper
I'm surprised you allow xmas decorations in your minimalist dental surgery of a home.
Toilet paper wreath eh? I can almost hear donny douchebag talking about an idea to “repurpose” some of those old newspapers he's been saving.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 12-10-2013
(12-10-2013, 09:21 AM)sally Wrote:
![[Image: 1465403_593057914097833_2115641317_n_zps184cdc72.jpg]](http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/sandraj730/1465403_593057914097833_2115641317_n_zps184cdc72.jpg)
Stop it, you are giving Donny dimeless ideas for his next family camping trip.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - sally - 12-10-2013
(12-10-2013, 04:52 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Toilet paper wreath eh? I can almost hear donny douchebag talking about an idea to “repurpose” some of those old newspapers he's been saving.
He doesn't even need newspaper, he can just repurpose his eviction notices.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 12-11-2013
(12-10-2013, 05:48 PM)sally Wrote: He doesn't even need newspaper, he can just repurpose his eviction notices.
That's really thinking outside the box well done.
I can certainly imagine dimeless being a repo mans wet dream.
What the fuck am I saying? Even Aldi wouldn't give dimeless a bag of halloween candy on long term finance.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - username - 12-11-2013
(12-10-2013, 02:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Never made a cupcake? What kind of mother are you?
I have a credit card for that stuff.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 12-11-2013
I've never made a sandwich for a man.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Clang McFly - 12-11-2013
(12-11-2013, 03:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:not even a tuna fish sandwich?
I've never made a sandwich for a man.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - sally - 12-11-2013
(12-11-2013, 04:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(12-11-2013, 03:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:not even a tuna fish sandwich?
I've never made a sandwich for a man.
You know Clang, you're not gonna make it as a fucking priest. Not a good one anyway. Just give that dream up and clean carpets or be a pest control guy.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Clang McFly - 12-11-2013
I'll be fine. They'll brainwash the evil out of me in seminary. Just need to fake them out during the psych exams and application process.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 12-12-2013
(12-11-2013, 04:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: not even a tuna fish sandwich?
You want to be a priest for godssake. Stop thinking about tuna that way.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Clang McFly - 12-12-2013
(12-12-2013, 07:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:as they've told me during discernment, priests are still human and might still have those kind of thoughts. Besides I still have the confession loophole if I need it.(12-11-2013, 04:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: not even a tuna fish sandwich?
You want to be a priest for godssake. Stop thinking about tuna that way.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 12-12-2013
(12-12-2013, 10:36 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Besides I still have the confession loophole if I need it.
Ah, loopholes.
Did you see where I'd like to take you to midnight Mass on Christmas Eve?
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Clang McFly - 12-12-2013
(12-12-2013, 11:43 AM)Duchess Wrote:no I didn't. I'm going to Mass at 630pm on Christmas Eve but I wouldn't mind going twice. I'm going to be a Eucharistic minister at the 630pm Mass.(12-12-2013, 10:36 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Besides I still have the confession loophole if I need it.
Ah, loopholes.
Did you see where I'd like to take you to midnight Mass on Christmas Eve?
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 12-12-2013
(12-11-2013, 10:23 PM)sally Wrote: You know Clang, you're not gonna make it as a fucking priest. Not a good one anyway. Just give that dream up and clean carpets or be a pest control guy.
You never know.
Loves Jebus? Check.
Sexually perverted? Check.
Has no knowledge of sexual relationships between consenting adults? Check.
Knows nothing about parenthood or children? Check.
He could be a shoe in.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 12-12-2013
(12-11-2013, 03:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I've never made a sandwich for a man.
BLT please chop chop!
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Clang McFly - 12-12-2013
(12-12-2013, 01:09 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:thanks? Except for the sexually perverted part you just perfectly described my spiritual advisor.(12-11-2013, 10:23 PM)sally Wrote: You know Clang, you're not gonna make it as a fucking priest. Not a good one anyway. Just give that dream up and clean carpets or be a pest control guy.
You never know.
Loves Jebus? Check.
Sexually perverted? Check.
Has no knowledge of sexual relationships between consenting adults? Check.
Knows nothing about parenthood or children? Check.
He could be a shoe in.