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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 02-11-2010

(02-11-2010, 07:32 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: My daughter has received eleven Valentines day cards so far.

Jesus I'm old.

Not old, just more mentally crippled. While it must seem charming to you that each of your 11 shadow buddies send a card, I assure you that such a thing scars children for their entire lives.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 02-11-2010

(02-11-2010, 07:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I agree !...Dear God, I hope OP didn't think my post was directed at his darling daughter...50

It wasn't...I swear...Jesus

Ah jeez forget about it.

There is only one person around here that likes to toss random offensive insults towards children.

And before you start moaning Guido, I haven't mentioned your children for MONTHS so shut the fuck up.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 02-11-2010

I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 02-11-2010

(02-11-2010, 08:16 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(02-11-2010, 07:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I agree !...Dear God, I hope OP didn't think my post was directed at his darling daughter...50

It wasn't...I swear...Jesus

Ah jeez forget about it.

There is only one person around here that likes to toss random offensive insults towards children.

And before you start moaning Guido, I haven't mentioned your children for MONTHS so shut the fuck up.

How long ago you think you did that last is irrelevant. Too late. You've been attacking the family, marriages, and kids of multiple people online for years. What goes around comes around, you big sissy crybaby.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - ramseycat - 02-11-2010

(02-11-2010, 07:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't celebrate Valentines Day...I think it ranks right up there with those ridiculous New Years resolutions.


Another Hallmark Holiday.......


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 02-11-2010

(02-11-2010, 08:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B

Good idea, I think I'll go vibrate my lady bits.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 02-11-2010

Too much information.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 02-11-2010

What's the name and artist of the song that goes something like (female voice) "If you want it, you got it ... if you want it, baby you got it ... the male voice comes in. It's sort of rap.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 02-11-2010



"Whatever You Like" ?



RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 02-11-2010

(02-11-2010, 08:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:

"Whatever You Like" ?

I poked around on YouTube with that title and couldn't find it. I'll keep trying, thanks.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 02-11-2010

(02-11-2010, 08:26 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(02-11-2010, 08:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B

Good idea, I think I'll go vibrate my lady bits.

I used a set of tits. ::lol::


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Lady Cop - 02-11-2010

i am going up to Canada for the Olympics and see if i can ride a nice Mountie's horsie. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin 75


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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 02-11-2010

Smiley_emoticons_shocked........Well I never!


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 02-11-2010

I found an ally in my war against the marauding rodents.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 02-11-2010

How old is this woman?


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Lady Cop - 02-11-2010

that is a cute chipmunk pic! :B


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 02-11-2010

(02-11-2010, 10:07 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-11-2010, 08:26 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(02-11-2010, 08:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B

Good idea, I think I'll go vibrate my lady bits.

I used a set of tits. ::lol::

Mine don't hang that low.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 02-11-2010

I "trained' Bernie to stand on his hind legs at mealtime before I put his food down... and he actually pirouetted yesterday. He was doing it off and on before anyway, but now he's a regular little ballerina.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Lady Cop - 02-11-2010

i thought of you when i saved this photo of a black jaguar yesterday...what a stunningly beautiful creature!

   


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 02-11-2010

(02-11-2010, 04:08 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(02-11-2010, 10:07 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-11-2010, 08:26 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(02-11-2010, 08:18 AM)Maggot Wrote: I just gave thousands of my children their freedom this morning.:B

Good idea, I think I'll go vibrate my lady bits.

I used a set of tits. ::lol::

Mine don't hang that low.

Have you never given a titwank before?

You lie back the guy puts his dick inbetween your tits, you push and squeeze your tits around his cock and he pumps away until you have a very nice pearl necklace.