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RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - Mohammed - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 05:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If it smells good and tastes right, I'm pretty easily satisfied.
I shall use Armani's Gio di Aqua and shower daily!
I wonder what Hungarian Sausage your friend used to cook for you. The only one I know comes close to Chorizo. So thinly sliced you could do plenty with it, only that it's lacking the smoked Paprika and Vinegar flavor.
Now that Spanish Ham!! It is an experience!! It got to be the right one so, and just like everywhere, Black Forrest in Germany, Parma in Italy, you got to get the real thing. The Spanish one starts at about 200US$ the kg, going up to 700, and anything below is just a joke. But yes, like Caviar, Cognac and Champagne, pure orgasmic!
Sally, over there? Hungarian connections and vacations? I shall go now and cover myself with Extra Virgin Spanish Olive Oil.
Born slippy!
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - sally - 07-23-2013
Olive oil is delicious, I might even suck Clang's dick if it was dipped in it.
Lecho is another good Hungarian sausage dish. There are different variations, but my husband makes it with Hungarian sausage, peppers, onions, tomatoes and potatoes with a paprika sauce. You can either eat it with eggs for breakfast or spaetzle.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - Clang McFly - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 05:55 PM)sally Wrote: Olive oil is delicious, I might even suck Clang's dick if it was dipped in it.
*grabs 2 gallon can of Bertolli's Extra Virgin Olive Oil*
I'm on my way!
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - Duchess - 07-23-2013
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - aussiefriend - 07-23-2013
Slipadictomy
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - Duchess - 07-23-2013
Hahaha! I'm crying readin' some of this stuff.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - FAHQTOO - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 11:42 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(07-23-2013, 11:28 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Nope...never said I'd fuck you. And no,
You're not anything that resembles a real man. You're a short, fat, ginger midget with 12" arms.
You can't even jack yourself off without curling up in the fetal position.
You keep going on and on about how fucking fabulous you are, I'll keep pointing and laughing like I uaually do concerning almost anything
you post.
You said you would fuck me before you would fuck MS so you obviously find me more physically attractive than him.
Your physical appearence however makes me
feel physically sick, your hair is all fucked up
and your eyes appear to be looking in different
directions.
Yes, I'm soooo repulsive that you got a cyber chubby when you were put one link above MS on the chain.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - FAHQTOO - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 01:42 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yeah, I don't consider the statement, "I'd reluctantly sooner be putty in his hands than yours" as equivalent to "I'd fuck him before fucking you" either.
Then again, I don't consider a damn "punk" and a damn "nigger" to have synonymous meanings.
Some interesting interpretations around here...
Common sense and CN have never met.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - FAHQTOO - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 03:36 PM)sally Wrote: Lets say that FQ2 was stuck on an island with just CN and MS and God told her that she must fuck one of them, which one would you choose, FQ2? For me it would come down to who could concoct the best coconut drink.
I'd rather throw myself head first into the fire pit.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - sally - 07-23-2013
Oh come on. I think I'd give one of them a go in order to avoid eternal damnation.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - BlueTiki - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 10:21 PM)sally Wrote: Oh come on. I think I'd give one of them a go in order to avoid eternal damnation.
CN wouldn't believe God commanded her to bang one of them.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - BlueTiki - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 05:55 PM)sally Wrote: . . . with a paprika sauce.
Finally!
How can one NOT mention paprika when ruminating about Hungarian food?
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - sally - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 10:33 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(07-23-2013, 10:21 PM)sally Wrote: Oh come on. I think I'd give one of them a go in order to avoid eternal damnation.
CN wouldn't believe God commanded her to bang one of them.
Well then MS it shall be. Winner winner chicken dinner.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - Cynical Ninja - 07-24-2013
(07-23-2013, 09:58 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Yes, I'm soooo repulsive that you got a cyber chubby when you were put one link above MS on the chain.
The only way you could give me a “chubby” is if you had plastic surgery and extensive liposuction and put a hessian sack over your head.
Then I might consider pity fucking you.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - FAHQTOO - 07-24-2013
(07-24-2013, 06:07 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [quote='FAHQTOO' pid='332979' dateline='1374631087']
Yes, I'm soooo repulsive that you got a cyber chubby when you were put one link above MS on the chain.
The only way you could give me a “chubby” is if you had plastic surgery and extensive liposuction and put a hessian sack over your head.
Then I might consider pity fucking you.
[/quote)
It's all right there in your comments for the whole world to see.
I'll get right on that extensive lipo for my 5'6" 115# frame...douchebag.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - Maggot - 09-12-2014
Those Limeys sure do love their "organ meat"
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - Duchess - 09-12-2014
How the hell could any man look at her pictures and turn around and say she needed lipo & a bag? Jesus Christ.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - HairOfTheDog - 09-12-2014
Don't be too hard on CN, Duchess.
He called FAHQTOO "fat and ugly". He'd seen my pic and later called me "son". Despite reading aussie's posts, he labeled her "logical".
Clearly, a massive crate of dictionaries was dropped on his puny head when he was a child; it explains a lot about how he sees things.
P.s. I think it would be interesting and cool to listen in on Blueberryhill and Maggot.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - Duchess - 09-12-2014
You're too kind. I'm finally convinced he's lost his fuckin' mind after the insane drama of this year.
RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH - HairOfTheDog - 09-12-2014
I'm not kind (in this case). I just think CN's mind was lost long ago in the attack of the DICTIONARIES.
Sometimes he was a very interesting read, though.
He's probably on the bus right now, lurking here whilst making a citizen's arrest against a Muslim for speaking Hindi.