CROTCH CHARMS - Printable Version

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RE: CROTCH CHARMS - BigMark - 08-21-2017

(08-21-2017, 10:24 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-21-2017, 08:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'll take HotD in stockings, garter and crotchless panties... thankyouverymuch

How'd you guess what I'm currently wearing?

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RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Clang McFly - 08-22-2017

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - cannongal - 09-07-2017

Have you nat heard of Vajazzle?

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Midwest Spy - 09-07-2017

She said, 'sorry we don't have a demo for you to watch.' lol

I agree.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Duchess - 09-08-2017

I don't think this is my cup of tea.

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...and then there's this

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RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Maggot - 09-08-2017

hah

Who the hell comes up with this stuff?

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RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Clang McFly - 09-08-2017

(09-08-2017, 03:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: [size=medium][i]

I don't think this is my cup of tea.

I wouldn't mind bedazzling my penis like this.

It would be eye popping in more ways than one.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Clang McFly - 09-08-2017

(09-08-2017, 04:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: Who the hell comes up with this stuff?

I could picture Sally doing that. Peanut might get jealous though.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Love Child - 09-08-2017

Vajazzeled has been around for a while. I like the breasts in the third pic Duchess posted. Actually I like the nipples.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Maggot - 07-31-2018

i have not seen any crotch jewelry at the beach this year...............so far. But maybe when the Canadians start coming in August.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - sally - 07-31-2018

(09-08-2017, 06:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-08-2017, 04:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: Who the hell comes up with this stuff?

I could picture Sally doing that. Peanut might get jealous though.

Well normally in my spare time I go to the movies or the beach or maybe do a little gardening, stuff like that. It has never crossed my mind to go to the tattoo parlor and have my genitals turned into a birds nest.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Maggot - 07-31-2018

It's airbrushed you dope. Someone had to air brush it on and blow away the paint that was overspray. Typically you just blow on it with your lips.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - sally - 07-31-2018

Ok then, it's never crossed my mind to make an air brushed bird's nest out of my genitals. Happy now, fucker?

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Maggot - 07-31-2018

(07-31-2018, 06:52 PM)sally Wrote: Ok then, it's never crossed my mind to make an air brushed bird's nest out of my genitals. Happy now, fucker?

I don't see why you wouldn't, after seeing that huge woodpecker smacking that dead tree the other day I almost thought of doing it.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - BigMark - 07-31-2018

I always pictured Sally's bush more like a mint leaf and less like a shrub.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - sally - 08-01-2018

I always pictured BigMark's bush like the Jackson 5.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - HairOfTheDog - 08-01-2018

I know sally doesn't wear much jewelry, but I figured she might like some charms for special occasions as a belated birthday gift.

Wasn't sure what style and shape she'd like best, so I ordered the whole collection.

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RE: CROTCH CHARMS - sally - 08-01-2018

I like the third one with the little cyst on top. Or is it a mini penis?

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Duchess - 08-01-2018

They look like seafood.

RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Duchess - 08-01-2018

(08-01-2018, 01:11 PM)sally Wrote: I like the third one with the little cyst on top. Or is it a mini penis?

I think that might be an aroused clit. I'm so weirded out right now. I don't know what it is and I probably shouldn't have guessed.