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- LuMPyPussy - 10-19-2008

You want a little respect because you're so in love with me? ::lmao::

I really like Erasure, and they're still making some great music.



- Middle Finger - 10-19-2008

I thought my anti-cat position deserved a little more respect. Smiley_emoticons_smile


- Howard_hopkinso - 10-19-2008

The only pussies I like have two fucking legs not four.

Having said that, cats are quite good really. In fact, once they`ve been skinned and cooked, it`s very difficult to tell the difference between a cat and a rabbit.


- Middle Finger - 10-19-2008

Howard_hopkinso Wrote:The only pussies I like have two fucking legs not four.

Having said that, cats are quite good really. In fact, once they`ve been skinned and cooked, it`s very difficult to tell the difference between a cat and a rabbit.
The more I read your posts the more I think you might be a closet Mentally Sick Bitch. Or a borderline one. You take medication by any chance? I am just going on a hunch. I'm observant like that. 42



- Duchess - 10-19-2008

Must you give another man a rose, MF...That just creeped me the hell out...I thought you were all man...Hey, are your hands softer than mine ?...They hadn't better be.


- Liquid - 10-19-2008

Howard_hopkinso Wrote:The only pussies I like have two fucking legs not four.

Having said that, cats are quite good really. In fact, once they`ve been skinned and cooked, it`s very difficult to tell the difference between a cat and a rabbit.

at many Chinese restaurants I am never really sure if the chicken is cat, dog, rat, or something else.



- Middle Finger - 10-19-2008

Duchess Wrote:Must you give another man a rose, MF...That just creeped me the hell out...I thought you were all man...Hey, are your hands softer than mine ?...They hadn't better be.
You just exposed a secret technique of mine that I used to throw guys off when I attack. 47



- Middle Finger - 10-19-2008

Liquid Wrote:
Howard_hopkinso Wrote:The only pussies I like have two fucking legs not four.

Having said that, cats are quite good really. In fact, once they`ve been skinned and cooked, it`s very difficult to tell the difference between a cat and a rabbit.

at many Chinese restaurants I am never really sure if the chicken is cat, dog, rat, or something else.
Maybe, just maybe, you should stop eating $2 lunch specials at Asian dives.



- Liquid - 10-19-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
Howard_hopkinso Wrote:The only pussies I like have two fucking legs not four.

Having said that, cats are quite good really. In fact, once they`ve been skinned and cooked, it`s very difficult to tell the difference between a cat and a rabbit.

at many Chinese restaurants I am never really sure if the chicken is cat, dog, rat, or something else.
Maybe, just maybe, you should stop eating $2 lunch specials at Asian dives.
But I ate at your house last?



- Middle Finger - 10-19-2008

Liquid Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
Howard_hopkinso Wrote:The only pussies I like have two fucking legs not four.

Having said that, cats are quite good really. In fact, once they`ve been skinned and cooked, it`s very difficult to tell the difference between a cat and a rabbit.

at many Chinese restaurants I am never really sure if the chicken is cat, dog, rat, or something else.
Maybe, just maybe, you should stop eating $2 lunch specials at Asian dives.
But I ate at your house last?
I know the invite indicated it was my house but it was really just directions to a terrible Asian dive with $2 lunch specials. I guess my trick worked? If you were just a tad smarter you would have took meaning from the fact that I wasn't even there.

The lesson: eat at quality places and you may know whether or not you are eating cat.




- Liquid - 10-19-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
Howard_hopkinso Wrote:The only pussies I like have two fucking legs not four.

Having said that, cats are quite good really. In fact, once they`ve been skinned and cooked, it`s very difficult to tell the difference between a cat and a rabbit.

at many Chinese restaurants I am never really sure if the chicken is cat, dog, rat, or something else.
Maybe, just maybe, you should stop eating $2 lunch specials at Asian dives.
But I ate at your house last?
I know the invite indicated it was my house but it was really just directions to a terrible Asian dive with $2 lunch specials. I guess my trick worked? If you were just a tad smarter you would have took meaning from the fact that I wasn't even there.

The lesson: eat at quality places and you may know whether or not you are eating cat.

oh my mistake. Your wife was not the $2 lunch special?? That's right, we had fish, not cat....



- Middle Finger - 10-19-2008

Liquid Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
Howard_hopkinso Wrote:The only pussies I like have two fucking legs not four.

Having said that, cats are quite good really. In fact, once they`ve been skinned and cooked, it`s very difficult to tell the difference between a cat and a rabbit.

at many Chinese restaurants I am never really sure if the chicken is cat, dog, rat, or something else.
Maybe, just maybe, you should stop eating $2 lunch specials at Asian dives.
But I ate at your house last?
I know the invite indicated it was my house but it was really just directions to a terrible Asian dive with $2 lunch specials. I guess my trick worked? If you were just a tad smarter you would have took meaning from the fact that I wasn't even there.

The lesson: eat at quality places and you may know whether or not you are eating cat.

oh my mistake. Your wife was not the $2 lunch special?? That's right, we had fish, not cat....
No, she wasn't. I did, however, send the same invite to a local shemale. Make that two tricks that were played upon you. ::aww::



- Liquid - 10-19-2008

interesting that you invite shemales to your house and that they know where it is. fagboy.


- Middle Finger - 10-19-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:I know the invite indicated it was my house but it was really just directions to a terrible Asian dive with $2 lunch specials.
Glad you explained that, MF. ::thumbs::



- Liquid - 10-19-2008

I can't believe you have shemales coming to your house for dinner. I knew you liked chicks with dicks.


- Middle Finger - 10-19-2008

You're obviously not absorbing that the invitation was actually to the cheap Asian dive. I'm willing to chalk it up to genetic inferiority.



- Liquid - 10-19-2008

I assumed your house WAS a cheap Asian dive...with shemales


- LuMPyPussy - 10-19-2008

Get the fuck out of my thread! ::angrier::


- Liquid - 10-19-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Get the fuck out of my thread! ::angrier::
life at MF's house -

MF in the middle on top of his Asian wife with a shemale behind him pounding him.



- LuMPyPussy - 10-19-2008

Liquid Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Get the fuck out of my thread! ::angrier::
life at MF's house -

MF in the middle on top of his Asian wife with a shemale behind him pounding him.
Frank's a redhead? ::blink::