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RE: TINA TURNER - Cynical Ninja - 07-01-2013
I remember when she deliberately murdered the stars and stripes the world laughed.
Then the jingoistic flag waving retards in the US reacted and the world laughed even harder.
RE: TINA TURNER - Clang McFly - 07-01-2013
And now I'm laughing at the double irony of Roseanne Barr owning a peanut company called Roseanne's Nuts. She looks and acts crazy and she look a like a man.
RE: TINA TURNER - Maggot - 07-01-2013
Alot of bondo on that face.
RE: TINA TURNER - username - 07-01-2013
She's gorgeous but I think Crash might be on to something with the photoshop. Is it just me or does Christie's ass/top of leg look kinda weird?
RE: TINA TURNER - Duchess - 09-21-2013
This was taken yesterday. I don't care if she's had a little work done, she's 73 & she looks gorgeous, she hasn't gone overboard with surgery like so many do.
![[Image: article-0-1821762D00000578-240_634x870.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/21/article-0-1821762D00000578-240_634x870.jpg)
RE: TINA TURNER - Carsman - 09-21-2013
THAT"S MY KINDA "73"!!! WOW!!!
RE: TINA TURNER - SIXFOOTERsez - 09-21-2013
Dammit!
RE: TINA TURNER - HairOfTheDog - 11-18-2013
(09-21-2013, 03:45 PM)Carsman Wrote: THAT"S MY KINDA "73"!!! WOW!!!
Happy Monday, Cars.
![[Image: o-RAQUEL-WELCH-GOVERNORS-AWARDS-570.jpg?7]](http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1467073/thumbs/o-RAQUEL-WELCH-GOVERNORS-AWARDS-570.jpg?7)
This pic was taken over the weekend.
I think the amount of time and money required to maintain that great of skin and everything else is probably enormous, but she is truly a stunning woman for any age.
RE: TINA TURNER - Duchess - 11-18-2013
She's so pretty. I think any man would be delighted to have her on his arm.
RE: TINA TURNER - Clang McFly - 11-18-2013
More like in my arms as a life size fake plastic doll. I think she would be more attractive if she showed her true age.
RE: TINA TURNER - Maggot - 11-18-2013
(11-18-2013, 12:17 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: More like in my arms as a life size fake plastic doll. I think she would be more attractive if she showed her true age.
RE: TINA TURNER - Clang McFly - 11-18-2013
Heh.
Joan Rivers otoh can keep her false face. Noone wants to have a 900 year Old woman's face melt all over them .
RE: TINA TURNER - Carsman - 11-18-2013
(11-18-2013, 10:34 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(09-21-2013, 03:45 PM)Carsman Wrote: THAT"S MY KINDA "73"!!! WOW!!!
Happy Monday, Cars.
This pic was taken over the weekend.
I think the amount of time and money required to maintain that great of skin and everything else is probably enormous, but she is truly a stunning woman for any age.
Thanks HotD, love it! Monday just got better!
I heard she was once asked when you look in the mirror, what do you see? And she said: Good Work!
RE: TINA TURNER - sally - 11-18-2013
That's one gorgeous woman, then and now. I don't care that she had plastic surgery.
RE: TINA TURNER - crash - 11-18-2013
She is elegance personified. And she doesn't look like a bloody lion..
RE: TINA TURNER - Clang McFly - 11-18-2013
(11-18-2013, 08:38 PM)sally Wrote: That's one gorgeous woman, then and now. I don't care that she had plastic surgery.I don't care that she had plastic surgery to fix the damage done by asshole Ike, I care that she used the plastic surgery to look 40 years younger than she is. False advertising. Worse than those padded/pushup bras IMO.
RE: TINA TURNER - Cynical Ninja - 11-19-2013
What a load of shit, Clang would crawl over hot coals just to drink a glass of her bathwater and he fucking knows it!
RE: TINA TURNER - BlueTiki - 11-19-2013
(11-18-2013, 09:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: False advertising.
False advertising?
So . . . wanna share about YOUR "dude looks like a lady" incident?
I'll bet it's a bit intimidating when your "girl" has a better package than you.
RE: TINA TURNER - Clang McFly - 11-19-2013
(11-19-2013, 01:13 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: What a load of shit, Clang would crawl over hot coals just to drink a glass of her bathwater and he fucking knows it!HELL NO! Barbie Turner looks like Mariah *vomits* Carey .
RE: TINA TURNER - Cynical Ninja - 11-19-2013
(11-19-2013, 01:36 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: HELL NO! Barbie Turner looks like Mariah *vomits* Carey .
So are you trying to tell me a forty year old virgin like yourself could have Mariah Carey lying naked on your bed with her legs spread wide holding her pussy lips open in readiness and you would turn her down?
BULLSHIT! Beggars can't be choosers and you are fucking king of the beggars!
You would stick your cock between my forefinger and thumb if I put lipstick on them you cherry!