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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Maggot - 05-14-2013

There is a salesman that walked in 20 min ago he laughes just like spongebob squarepants. Its hilarious and he thinks I'm laughing at his jokes. I can't even look at him without laughing........
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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - BlueTiki - 05-14-2013

(05-14-2013, 01:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Some women are evil snatches, I heard it with my own ears, they were all giggly and saying nice things to one another & the moment one got up to go to the ladies room, they ripped her to shreds, wtf is up with that, why would they waste their time with someone they really didn't like? I regret not turning around and asking them.

Now that IS a Southern, Junior League, people pleasin', phony-ass bitch thang!

Bless their pea pickin' hearts!

Do I need to pull up LC's posts, when you was a ailin', to get you on the mend?


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Eat Shit And Die - 05-14-2013

(05-14-2013, 01:07 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-14-2013, 12:46 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I know a Fat Sal. He'll give you the line and only take 20% of your winnings. 15% if you bring him a bag of profiteroles.


ZOMG - me too!

It's the same as most folks know a mad mike.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 05-14-2013

(05-14-2013, 01:40 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Do I need to pull up LC's posts, when you was a ailin', to get you on the mend?


No, but thank you, I'd probably bawl.

The last time I took her advice for a cold I got buzzed on shots of Nyquil & we laughed about how goofy it made me. It made me smile to remember that.



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 05-14-2013



We have a new Member, his name is Zolton, he hasn't posted yet. According to the Urban Dictionary Zolton is a god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. Ain't we lucky.



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Maggot - 05-14-2013

I purged out a Zolton this morning then.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - ZEROSPHERES - 05-14-2013

I always flush them before they cause a stink.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - BlueTiki - 05-14-2013

(05-14-2013, 01:12 PM)username Wrote: Dinah Shore died . . .

(05-14-2013, 01:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Damn. I thought she died eons ago.

She did . . . 1994.

(Don't tell user is was Joyce Brothers. Let it be a surprise . . . Okay?)


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 05-14-2013



'K *snicker*



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - username - 05-14-2013

(05-14-2013, 02:36 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(05-14-2013, 01:12 PM)username Wrote: Dinah Shore died . . .

(05-14-2013, 01:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Damn. I thought she died eons ago.

She did . . . 1994.

(Don't tell user is was Joyce Brothers. Let it be a surprise . . . Okay?)


What the...!?!?!

I heard it on the news yesterday and by today, it was a whole different person. Short term memory loss sucks!

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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - HairOfTheDog - 05-14-2013

(05-14-2013, 02:36 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(05-14-2013, 01:12 PM)username Wrote: Dinah Shore died . . .

(05-14-2013, 01:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Damn. I thought she died eons ago.

She did . . . 1994.

(Don't tell user is was Joyce Brothers. Let it be a surprise . . . Okay?)

I was a little afraid to point out the evidence that username only looks at the pictures and skips the words when reading (hey, she's armed with photos of me, a photo-editor, and a wicked sense of humor).

But, since the cat is out of the bag... 115

To be fair, there was a bit of a resemblance there (or at least a shared hairdresser).

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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - ZEROSPHERES - 05-14-2013

Maybe they both were screwing Burt Reynolds.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Jimbone - 05-14-2013

I would have been more interested if his name were Zoltan.

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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 05-14-2013



I don't know if Zero is male or female, not that it makes a difference, it doesn't.



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - ZEROSPHERES - 05-14-2013

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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - ZEROSPHERES - 05-14-2013

(05-14-2013, 02:54 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I would have been more interested if his name were Zoltan.

[Image: z3.jpg]
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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 05-14-2013



Hahahaha!



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - ZEROSPHERES - 05-14-2013

(05-14-2013, 02:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't know if Zero is male or female, not that it makes a difference, it doesn't.

Duchess, I thought you had that pic LC asked me to send.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 05-14-2013



No, I've never seen a picture of you.



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Jimbone - 05-14-2013

Where's the picture of tiki in a bikini?