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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - HairOfTheDog - 07-15-2013

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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 07-16-2013

I thought the nips would be more likely to tear their shells off and eat them alive the cruel slanty eyed motherfuckers.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 07-16-2013



Larry King is back interviewing! Yay! I'm thrilled, it's like getting a gift. Finally, a good interview. *happy dance*

Fuck you, Pers, you twat. 105



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 07-17-2013

On behalf of the UK I apologise for Piers Morgan.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 07-17-2013



He straight up sucks.



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 07-17-2013



Even pool water isn't refreshing when it's 700 fuckin' degrees outside.



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Carsman - 07-17-2013

(07-17-2013, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Even pool water isn't refreshing when it's 700 fuckin' degrees outside.

Yeah, my outside thermo was pegged at the top of the printed scale at 120, the last few days.

Today, just now looking at it, the pointer is way off the scale, possibly reading 128 or 130!! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch It's way hotter here then in FL, WTF is up with that?!


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 07-17-2013

(07-17-2013, 08:44 AM)Duchess Wrote:

He straight up sucks.

He is an awful human being.

He was editor of the Daily Mirror when they published photos on the front page of British troops beating up Iraqi prisoners that were all FAKE! And STAGED! Motherfucker!

That's how much integrity he's got.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Maggot - 07-17-2013

(07-17-2013, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Even pool water isn't refreshing when it's 700 fuckin' degrees outside.

Bath water, another thing.........why would people wait till the hottest day of the year to decide they want central A.C. ? So some idiot can climb up into a crawl space of an attic and install a 400lbs unit with insulated flex shooting out of a plenum to cool their stupid asses thats why.
A guy sent me a cell phone picture of a thermometer in an attic space that read 160 deg. He was up there fucking with it and all I could think of was I hope he had someone watching his ass in case he passed out. That shit aint right.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - ramseycat - 07-17-2013

People are selfish.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 07-18-2013



Has anyone watched Kim Kardashian's sex tape?



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 07-18-2013

Does she suffocate a guy to death with her humongous ass?


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 07-18-2013



Other than that it exists I know nothing about it so I don't know what it actually consists of or who she's with.



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - ramseycat - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 01:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Has anyone watched Kim Kardashian's sex tape?

I've seen a few parts that were on TV. Nothing too racy though. Why?


I want to thank Thing 2 for giving me his cold. Ugh. Summer colds are the worst.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 07-18-2013

Meh its okay.

Nothing particularly graphic or adventurous.

She sucks his dick, he fucks her doggy style, he comes over her, I suppose its the novelty value of the famousness on display I guess.

I can't remember if you are allowed to post links to porn here or not.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 02:49 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why?


I heard a couple hausfraus talking about it at the deli earlier & I didn't want to question them so I question you all instead.



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 03:34 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I can't remember if you are allowed to post links to porn here or not.


I don't have a problem with you posting a link. I don't like it when newbies do it.



RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Cynical Ninja - 07-18-2013

Alrighty then!



This is the link that worked for me if it don't work for you google “kim kardashian sex tape” its like dog shit its all over the net.


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - username - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-18-2013, 03:34 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I can't remember if you are allowed to post links to porn here or not.


I don't have a problem with you posting a link. I don't like it when newbies do it.

I think porn links should go in the nudity forum·


RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 07-18-2013



Well shit. They want my money.