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Jumper - F.U. - 06-18-2013
A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing motorist stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"
The woman said "Hell no...get away from me!
"The motorist turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
RE: Jumper - HairOfTheDog - 06-18-2013
Unintentional suicide prevention...
That necro perv motorist probably saved the woman's life.
RE: Jumper - Clang McFly - 06-18-2013
(06-18-2013, 06:56 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing motorist stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"
The woman said "Hell no...get away from me!
"The motorist turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
