Brining the turkey? - Printable Version +- Mock (https://mockforums.net) +-- Forum: Funny Shit & Good Shit (https://mockforums.net/forum-6.html) +--- Forum: SOUP CHICKEN KITCHEN (https://mockforums.net/forum-26.html) +--- Thread: Brining the turkey? (/thread-10686.html) |
RE: Brining the turkey? - sally - 11-20-2014 (11-28-2013, 09:57 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Staypuft probably eats so much salty food he could brine his turkey with his piss. RE: Brining the turkey? - username - 11-20-2014 (11-30-2013, 01:55 PM)username Wrote: Meh, she's just a young whipper snapper. Sometimes I stumble upon things I wrote earlier and think...what the HELL was I thinking/doing when I typed that??? Was I drunk at the time? RE: Brining the turkey? - sally - 11-20-2014 I know that feeling, it makes me cringe when I read some of the stuff I said. RE: Brining the turkey? - Maggot - 11-20-2014 I don't think the resident commando cunt queen should regret anything she said. A moment in time is priceless. RE: Brining the turkey? - Duchess - 11-21-2014 I sometimes regret the things that went unsaid. RE: Brining the turkey? - Maggot - 11-15-2017 Am I brining the Turkey this year? I feel as though I should. It works good but I've learned that 4 hrs is good enough. Are you? Brining? Am I spelling it wrong? Does anyone really care? Clang will know, or maybe not. Where the hell is that butt munch? RE: Brining the turkey? - sally - 11-15-2017 Clang doesn't brine the turkey unless that's a euphemism for jerking off. He's goes to the Golden Coral for Thanksgiving. RE: Brining the turkey? - BigMark - 11-15-2017 I'm brining the Turkey while I read this thread. RE: Brining the turkey? - Clang McFly - 11-16-2017 (11-15-2017, 10:40 PM)sally Wrote: Clang doesn't brine the turkey unless that's a euphemism for jerking off. He's goes to the Golden Coral for Thanksgiving. I only went to Golden Corral one year because my oldest brother and his wife went on a cruise instead of cooking for Thanksgiving. We're going to my oldest brother's house this Thanksgiving though. No cooking for me. And I call jerking off "brining the pickle." Or brining the sour pickle if I don't wash it after. RE: Brining the turkey? - Clang McFly - 11-16-2017 (11-15-2017, 11:56 PM)BigMark Wrote: I'm brining the Turkey while I read this thread. RE: Brining the turkey? - Duchess - 11-16-2017 (11-15-2017, 09:30 PM)Maggot Wrote: Are you? Brining? No. I'm given very little to do in the kitchen. Sometimes I chop, dice and peel but usually I'm in charge of setting the table and arranging flowers, pouring drinks, stuff of that nature. RE: Brining the turkey? - cannongal - 11-22-2022 2 years ago, I used a kit to brine my Turkey, my family told me that I was never allowed to not brine my Turkey. I have been to 4 different grocery shops in the last few weeks, and cannot find a brining kit. The last store said brining kits are no longer produced. WTF? RE: Brining the turkey? - BigMark - 11-22-2022 https://www.amazon.com/Urban-Accents-Gourmet-Gobbler-Turkey/dp/B004DQ25QY/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?keywords=brining+kit&qid=1669145215&rdc=1&sr=8-2-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1 RE: Brining the turkey? - Clang McFly - 11-22-2022 (11-22-2022, 03:27 PM)BigMark Wrote: https://www.amazon.com/Urban-Accents-Gourmet-Gobbler-Turkey/dp/B004DQ25QY/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?keywords=brining+kit&qid=1669145215&rdc=1&sr=8-2-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1 It wouldn't arrive by Thanksgiving. November 29th at the earliest. RE: Brining the turkey? - MirahM - 11-22-2022 I don't know if I have ever had a turkey that had been brined. RE: Brining the turkey? - sally - 11-23-2022 (11-22-2022, 11:28 PM)MirahM Wrote: I don't know if I have ever had a turkey that had been brined.What about that bi-sexual guy you were dating from the bank? RE: Brining the turkey? - BigMark - 11-23-2022 RE: Brining the turkey? - cannongal - 11-23-2022 I googled brining spices as a last resort, and every recipe said to make sure the Turkey is not pre-brined, before brining, so I looked at the packaging..... Huh, I guess all the turkeys I bought are pre-brined. Go figure. RE: Brining the turkey? - sally - 11-23-2022 I'm making beef wellington, no one wants turkey except me and I'm not cooking a whole turkey for myself. RE: Brining the turkey? - BigMark - 11-23-2022 We are having carnitas. |