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THEY FUCK COWS - Duchess - 02-24-2014
Can one bed a bovine?
This is what men who like to bang cows look like.
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A farmer in Herkimer County, N.Y. couldn't figure out why his cows seemed more anxious than usual.
When they weren't producing as much milk as usual, he set up a surveillance camera.
What he saw shocked him: two men were rolling in the hay with his livestock.
The farmer, whose name has not been identified, contacted authorities who conducted their own investigation.
As a result, Michael Jones, 35, and Reid Fontaine, 31, were arrested for misdemeanor sexual misconduct.
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RE: THEY FUCK COWS - ramseycat - 02-24-2014
What the????
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Duchess - 02-24-2014
How do you live down something like that?
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Blindgreed1 - 02-24-2014
They did it together too. Queers.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Maggot - 02-24-2014
mOOOOOOVE over.......its my turn with that one, she's frisky!
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Maggot - 02-24-2014
mama dont let your babies grow up to be cowpokes.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Maggot - 02-24-2014
This is udderly ridiculous.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2014
(02-24-2014, 02:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: mOOOOOOVE over.......its my turn with that one, she's frisky!
Haaaaay.... steer clear of those cows!
No bull, the guys in the OP are warped on an unherd of level.
Moo...
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Maggot - 02-24-2014
It behooves me to even think about it.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Maggot - 02-24-2014
They were just milking it because they had nothing butter to do.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - SIXFOOTERsez - 02-24-2014
Jeesus
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Blindgreed1 - 02-24-2014
Maggot is a blast at parties i'm betting.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2014
(02-24-2014, 03:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: They were just milking it because they had nothing butter to do.
I agree; you're not telling tall tails here.
Society has churned out some veal winners whose idle minds (and other parts) are out to pasture.
May sound cheezy, but I think tits true...
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Blindgreed1 - 02-24-2014
(02-24-2014, 03:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(02-24-2014, 03:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: They were just milking it because they had nothing butter to do.
I agree; you're not telling tall tails here.
Society has churned out some veal winners whose idle minds (and other parts) are out to pasture.
May sound cheezy, but I think tits true...
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Maggot - 02-24-2014
She's not just playing cow patty cake with that post. It does'nt even skim the top layer of depravity.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - aussiefriend - 02-24-2014
Why? Why did I click on this thread, I should have known, but I was hoping it was something else. Sicko fucks.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Duchess - 02-24-2014
(02-24-2014, 05:31 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Why? Why did I click on this thread, I should have known, but I was hoping it was something else.
I tried to be as clear & concise as I could be so everyone would know what to expect.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - ramseycat - 02-24-2014
You were clear. It's just that we as normal people think no, she can't mean fuck as in have sex with cows. People don't have sex with cows. Or maybe she means the girls were fat cows. Yea yea. That must be it.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - Cynical Ninja - 02-24-2014
Some people fuck animals.
I choose my right or left hand and my imagination over our four legged friends.
RE: THEY FUCK COWS - HairOfTheDog - 02-24-2014
(02-24-2014, 05:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: She's not just playing cow patty cake with that post. It does'nt even skim the top layer of depravity.
I could beef up the point; haven't even grazed the surface.
But, it's pretty clear already that those cottage cheese brains took a big risk; the steaks were high. And, it's not even all that rare, there are plenty of animals like them roaming around.
Anyway, that level of depravity is only legally a misdemeanor. So, they won't likely spend much time in the pen (unless they're out of the pen and unreformed).