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THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Duchess - 06-03-2014



Have you ever thought that? I do...often.

Got an idea for a new law?



RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - ramseycat - 06-03-2014

There ought to be a kaw against fat chicks wearing skimpy backless tops in public. I don't want to see your back boobs.


RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Duchess - 06-03-2014



There oughta be a law against someone doing this to a $40,000 Hermes bag. Merry Christmas, honey. I bet she shit. hah

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RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Duchess - 06-03-2014



That probably should have went in the Annoying Celebrity thread.



RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - ramseycat - 06-03-2014

I would have a coronary....


RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - aussiefriend - 06-03-2014

That's ok Rams they are not wearing it for you! Men don't care, they see women in those tops and know that they use vibatorys.


RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - ramseycat - 06-03-2014

They might not be wearing it for me, but my retinas are burned by the sight. Cover that shit up.


RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Cutz - 06-04-2014

(06-03-2014, 07:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: That's ok Rams they are not wearing it for you! Men don't care, they see women in those tops and know that they use vibatorys.
what's a vibatory? If you're inventing new sex toys... I'll order a dozen.

I'd like to institute a law against having 5 kids as a means of income.


RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Duchess - 06-09-2014



Apparently there is a machine that allows people to make soda in their own home. Bad, BAD idea. I'm the sugar police. 16



RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - crash - 06-09-2014

Yeah, it's a new fangled thing called soda stream. They've only been commercially available since the '50s.


RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Duchess - 06-09-2014



Hahahaha! Of course. I don't pay attention to that shit.



RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Duchess - 06-09-2014



I've heard about it before today but it's only been within the past year or two I think. Fat ass gadget. Like people need an unlimited supply of a sugary drink.



RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Duchess - 06-09-2014



...and don't give me any more lip or I'll beat your ass into the ground. I'm ten foot tall & bullet proof.



RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - crash - 06-09-2014

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RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Duchess - 06-09-2014



Hmmmm. A smooch. I feel like you're submitting much too easily. Struggle, mister, STRUGGLE!



RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - crash - 06-09-2014

I thought there was a smilie with big ass lips. That's the closest I could find..


RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Duchess - 06-09-2014



You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.



RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - crash - 06-09-2014

:Kiss-my-ass:


RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - Duchess - 06-09-2014



Now I'm certain of it.



RE: THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW - crash - 06-09-2014

You don't like those lips either?