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username gets her 15 min of fame - Maggot - 01-05-2015
According to Riverside County officials, the 35-year-old woman, who was not identified, tried to enter the Woodcrest, Calif., home where her ex-boyfriend and three children live through the front door early Saturday morning, but it was locked. So she climbed on the roof, stripped off her clothes and tried to shimmy down the chimney.
RE: username gets her 15 min of fame - Donovan - 01-05-2015
She started out nude but when she came down the chimney she was wearing a soot. When her hips got wedged in there she thought she'd catch her death of cold, but all she got was a touch of the flue. And some smoked salmon.
RE: username gets her 15 min of fame - cladking - 01-05-2015
(01-05-2015, 08:52 PM)Donovan Wrote: She started out nude but when she came down the chimney she was wearing a soot. When her hips got wedged in there she thought she'd catch her death of cold, but all she got was a touch of the flue. And some smoked salmon.
Ouch!
Mebbe it was a booty call and she wanted to get pre-heated.
RE: username gets her 15 min of fame - username - 01-06-2015
I'm speechless for a change.
RE: username gets her 15 min of fame - username - 01-06-2015
(01-05-2015, 08:52 PM)Donovan Wrote: She started out nude but when she came down the chimney she was wearing a soot. When her hips got wedged in there she thought she'd catch her death of cold, but all she got was a touch of the flue. And some smoked salmon.
The whole ordeal really grates. Thanks for poking my embers.
RE: username gets her 15 min of fame - Maggot - 01-06-2015
I wanted to light a fire under your ass.
RE: username gets her 15 min of fame - Cutz - 01-07-2015
Her firebox could use a sweep.
RE: username gets her 15 min of fame - username - 01-07-2015
(01-07-2015, 01:34 AM)Cutz Wrote: Her firebox could use a sweep.
Hey there!!!!!
That really burns me up.
