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- OnBendedKnee - 03-15-2009
![[Image: poopy.jpg]](http://www.boomspeed.com/braddick/poopy.jpg)
- Cynical Ninja - 03-15-2009
Is that for real?
::blink::
- LuMPyPussy - 03-15-2009
I own some.
- Liquid - 03-15-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I own some.it would not surprise me ONE BIT if you were shoving those things up your ass to make shit shapes. fucking freak.
- OnBendedKnee - 03-15-2009
Right on the shelf next to "Barbie Poo".
![[Image: barbiepoo.jpg]](http://www.boomspeed.com/braddick/barbiepoo.jpg)
- Duchess - 03-15-2009
How the hell are you aware of all this stuff ?
- OnBendedKnee - 03-15-2009
That's a decent question, N'Shit.
- LuMPyPussy - 03-15-2009
Liquid Wrote:PM me your address, I'll mail you a couple or three.LuMPyPussy Wrote:I own some.it would not surprise me ONE BIT if you were shoving those things up your ass to make shit shapes. fucking freak.
- sally - 03-15-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do you have one in the yin-yang symbol? Liquid would enjoy that.Liquid Wrote:PM me your address, I'll mail you a couple or three.LuMPyPussy Wrote:I own some.it would not surprise me ONE BIT if you were shoving those things up your ass to make shit shapes. fucking freak.
- LuMPyPussy - 03-15-2009
That's a tricky one, I'm not sure how to get my poo that chalky white.
- SyberBitch - 03-15-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:That's a tricky one, I'm not sure how to get my poo that chalky white."White stool is caused by a lack of bile, which may indicate a serious underlying problem in the liver or biliary tract. Bile is a digestive fluid produced by the liver and stored in the gallbladder. Stool gets its normal brownish color from bile, which is excreted from the liver into the small intestine during the digestive process. If the liver doesn't produce bile or if bile is obstructed from leaving the liver, stool will be white."
There ya go!
- SyberBitch - 03-15-2009
http://turdtwister.com/
![[Image: box.gif]](http://turdtwister.com/graphics/box.gif)
- LuMPyPussy - 03-15-2009
Thank you, that's very helpful. ::thumbs::
- OnBendedKnee - 03-15-2009
[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:That's a tricky one, I'm not sure how to get my poo that chalky white."White stool is caused by a lack of bile, which may indicate a serious underlying problem in the liver or biliary tract. Bile is a digestive fluid produced by the liver and stored in the gallbladder. Stool gets its normal brownish color from bile, which is excreted from the liver into the small intestine during the digestive process. If the liver doesn't produce bile or if bile is obstructed from leaving the liver, stool will be white."
There ya go!
Albino Bile. Sounds like an awesome soft serve tasty treat!
::thumbs::
- Duchess - 03-15-2009
Weirdos
- QueenBee - 03-15-2009
SyberBitch Wrote:note to self...do not read mock posts while eating ever again. ::bvomit::LuMPyPussy Wrote:That's a tricky one, I'm not sure how to get my poo that chalky white."White stool is caused by a lack of bile, which may indicate a serious underlying problem in the liver or biliary tract. Bile is a digestive fluid produced by the liver and stored in the gallbladder. Stool gets its normal brownish color from bile, which is excreted from the liver into the small intestine during the digestive process. If the liver doesn't produce bile or if bile is obstructed from leaving the liver, stool will be white."
There ya go!
- ramseycat - 03-15-2009
Duchess Wrote:WeirdosUnderstatement....
- sally - 03-15-2009
SyberBitch Wrote:You can also turn it white by taking a shit out in the back yard and leaving it to bake in the sun for a few months.LuMPyPussy Wrote:That's a tricky one, I'm not sure how to get my poo that chalky white."White stool is caused by a lack of bile, which may indicate a serious underlying problem in the liver or biliary tract. Bile is a digestive fluid produced by the liver and stored in the gallbladder. Stool gets its normal brownish color from bile, which is excreted from the liver into the small intestine during the digestive process. If the liver doesn't produce bile or if bile is obstructed from leaving the liver, stool will be white."
There ya go!
- LuMPyPussy - 03-15-2009
So the problem would be having old, flaky poo the right color matched up with fresh, dark poo. This sounds a little beyond my poo handling ability.
- ramseycat - 03-15-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:So the problem would be having old, flaky poo the right color matched up with fresh, dark poo. This sounds a little beyond my poo handling ability.Why do I get the feeling that you are disappointed by that?