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RE: Peanut stands - Duchess - 03-21-2015



Yur killin' me, woman.

Nom Nom Nom



RE: Peanut stands - Clang McFly - 03-21-2015

(03-21-2015, 01:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-21-2015, 01:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Boiled is fine for eggs and potatoes but not peanuts.

So close-minded.

Ah well...at least you'll never have to worry about sally or I trying to get our hands on your nut sack.

Nor Donovan, unless your nuts happen to be covered in sticky-sweet butter toffee. 70
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RE: Peanut stands - QueenBee - 03-21-2015

(03-21-2015, 12:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: [quote='Midwest Spy' pid='390272' dateline='1426953449']

otherwise everyone will go mad. .[/i][/size]




RE: Peanut stands - FAHQTOO - 03-21-2015

I tried boiled peanuts for the first time last year...NASTY!!


RE: Peanut stands - Clang McFly - 03-23-2015

(03-21-2015, 08:28 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I tried boiled peanuts for the first time last year...NASTY!!

Thats no way to talk about your boyfriend's testicles.28


RE: Peanut stands - Maggot - 03-23-2015

Clang should run a peanut stand maybe at county fairs and stuff. He could dress as Aunt Jemima.


RE: Peanut stands - QueenBee - 03-23-2015

(03-23-2015, 11:35 AM)Maggot Wrote: Clang should run a peanut stand maybe at county fairs and stuff. He could dress as Aunt Jemima.

Or Jimmy Carter.


RE: Peanut stands - Clang McFly - 03-23-2015

(03-23-2015, 11:35 AM)Maggot Wrote: Clang should run a peanut stand maybe at county fairs and stuff. He could dress as Aunt Jemima.

Or Big Mama. Those 2 movies are hilarious. The third one not so much.


RE: Peanut stands - Maggot - 03-23-2015

(03-23-2015, 12:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 11:35 AM)Maggot Wrote: Clang should run a peanut stand maybe at county fairs and stuff. He could dress as Aunt Jemima.

Or Big Mama. Those 2 movies are hilarious. The third one not so much.

Does Tinkerbell tap you on the shoulder when you get a reply?


RE: Peanut stands - Clang McFly - 03-23-2015

(03-23-2015, 12:59 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 12:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 11:35 AM)Maggot Wrote: Clang should run a peanut stand maybe at county fairs and stuff. He could dress as Aunt Jemima.

Or Big Mama. Those 2 movies are hilarious. The third one not so much.

Does Tinkerbell tap you on the shoulder when you get a reply?

Nah, I have a pager that alerts me when your online.


RE: Peanut stands - Duchess - 03-23-2015



Hahaha!



RE: Peanut stands - Duchess - 03-24-2015



Don't let your thread die, Sally. With just a little effort it could be as successful as your broken beer box one.

...and don't think I didn't notice you completely neglected your annual St. Paddy's Day thread.



RE: Peanut stands - sally - 03-24-2015

(03-23-2015, 01:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Thats no way to talk about your boyfriend's testicles.28

See what I meant about the roasted nut people. Exhibit A ^^^


RE: Peanut stands - Clang McFly - 03-25-2015

(03-24-2015, 12:34 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 01:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Thats no way to talk about your boyfriend's testicles.28

See what I meant about the roasted nut people. Exhibit A ^^^




RE: Peanut stands - ramseycat - 03-31-2015

My son just came home with boiled peanuts so I tried one. They are gross. He loves them. I gagged.


RE: Peanut stands - sally - 03-31-2015

They're only for mentally mature people with a higher class of taste.

I didn't like them when I was 6 years old either. We use to stop at the peanut stand on the side of the road on our way to the springs and my parents got the boiled peanuts and I got the roasted.


RE: Peanut stands - Clang McFly - 03-31-2015

(03-31-2015, 09:02 PM)sally Wrote: They're only for mentally mature people with a higher class of taste.

I told you to stop mugging rich people. At least steal something of more value than boiled peanuts.


RE: Peanut stands - Maggot - 04-01-2015

Sally, what is the moral of the peanut stand story?

Would you opt for roasted or boiled? I'll explain later, but your decision greatly explains your fucked up personality. You can't choose both or neither. It's only a one or another choice.


RE: Peanut stands - sally - 04-01-2015

I made that shit up.


RE: Peanut stands - Maggot - 04-01-2015

I hope you are pelted with grapefruit and oranges by a drunk sailor.