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RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - Jimbone - 06-07-2015

doublepost

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - HairOfTheDog - 06-07-2015

(06-07-2015, 01:38 PM)Maggot Wrote: In honor of your birthday the Chinese government has released a time lapse of your life.

hah

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - Carsman - 06-07-2015

Happy Special day! Cheers

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - Jimbone - 06-07-2015

Thanks Cars!

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - blueberryhill - 06-08-2015

Sorry I missed your birthday yesterday....Hope it was a good one and that you received the customary spanking!

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - sally - 06-08-2015

Hope you had a good day with your kids. And your bitch ass wife too.

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - Cutz - 06-08-2015

Next birthday just ask if she'll sodomize you with a cucumber. It's weird enough that they usually agree, and it still counts as birthday sex.

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - HairOfTheDog - 06-08-2015

(06-07-2015, 10:40 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-07-2015, 10:28 AM)Jimbone Wrote:
(06-07-2015, 10:15 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Happy Birthday, Boneface. My make believe girlfriend will be stopping by later to give you your birthday beating. Seasons Beatings!

By all means Clunk, keep the girlfriend fiction going! Thanks!
I wish she was fiction. I would have written her hotter. She's a cute female version of Little Nicky. If this wasn't my only option for love and to end my 41 year drought, I'd already be off this crazy train.

I figured Little Nicky was a rapper and just asked my niece if he was any good. She'd never heard of him, so I looked it up.

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Little Nicky is an Adam Sandler character who wears a powder blue jacket with a hood and a scowl.

What a coincidence that your girlfriend Ginny is wearing a powder blue hooded jacket and a scowl in that pic you linked in the other thread.

28 I see the resemblance. You're such a warped asshole Clang.

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - Cutz - 06-08-2015

Your niece is the household authority on rap?

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - HairOfTheDog - 06-08-2015

(06-08-2015, 11:22 PM)Cutz Wrote: Your niece is the household authority on rap?

It's just the two of us here most of the time.

I like rap better than she does, but I'm old-school rap and totally out of touch with newer artists.

Her main musical thing is gothic and metal, but she knows much more about newer rappers than I do from friends at school, co-workers, her brother...

So, yeah, I guess she's the authority.

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - Clang McFly - 06-10-2015

(06-08-2015, 11:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 28 I see the resemblance. You're such a warped asshole Clang.
flattery will get you everywhere.Smiley_emoticons_wink

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - HairOfTheDog - 06-10-2015

(06-10-2015, 10:04 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-08-2015, 11:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 28 I see the resemblance. You're such a warped asshole Clang.
flattery will get you everywhere.Smiley_emoticons_wink

I was laughing so hard the other night when I found the Adam Sandler Little Nicky photo. I didn't remember that movie at all.

Originally, I was thinking you were referring to Lil Nicky, the rapper.



I think your Little Nicky is better looking, and possibly a little softer. Blowing-kisses

RE: Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone! - Clang McFly - 06-11-2015

(06-10-2015, 10:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think your Little Nicky is better looking, and possibly a little softer. Blowing-kisses
Idk about that but she certainly is succeeding when it comes to beating me in the mess of a life department. Latest thing she posted on FB chat is she might have to take daughter to the hospital.