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RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - Carsman - 08-07-2018 These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice! Q: What do you call a Chestnut Hair Woman in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. Q: Why do Silver Hair Women always want boob jobs? A: Because it's the only job they are qualified for. Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a Woman with Black Hair? A: There is a stamp on it. RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - aussiefriend - 08-08-2018 (08-07-2018, 11:44 PM)Carsman Wrote: These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice! Maybe it's a language barrier or because I currently have blonde in my hair. But.....I didn't get any of those. You did that deliberately to try and fuck me up in the brain. RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - Carsman - 08-08-2018 (08-08-2018, 10:06 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:(08-07-2018, 11:44 PM)Carsman Wrote: These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice! Well then, My work is done! ( Ok Aussie, they are still "Blonde" jokes, that I changed them into other color women's hair to appease you.) RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - aussiefriend - 08-11-2018 (08-08-2018, 07:12 PM)Carsman Wrote:It could be argued that I was already fucked in the head.(08-08-2018, 10:06 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:(08-07-2018, 11:44 PM)Carsman Wrote: These Blonde Jokes are for Aussie, to show there is no prejudice! RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - Duchess - 08-11-2018 RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - aussiefriend - 08-11-2018 Was that a good one Duch? RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - Duchess - 08-11-2018 Yeah, made me laugh out loud. RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - Carsman - 08-25-2018 Q: Why does the blonde have trouble writing the number eleven? A: She didn't know which "1" came first! Q: Why did the blonde put sugar on her bed? A: Because she wanted sweet dreams! Q: Why were there 6 bullet holes in the blondes mirror? A: She tried to kill her competition! RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - Carsman - 12-02-2018 Q: What goes "Vroom...screech...vroom...screech...vroom...screech?" A: A blonde at a flashing red light. RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - sally - 12-05-2018 Well this isn't a one liner, but I know how much you love these blonde jokes... Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money. RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - Clang McFly - 12-05-2018 RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - Carsman - 12-05-2018 RE: One Liner "Blonde Jokes" - BigMark - 12-06-2018 What do you call a blonde with brown eyebrows? A brunette and a lying whore! |