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RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Clang McFly - 08-02-2018
(08-02-2018, 09:29 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Clang, tell Donovan we have TOLD not ASKED as in he "SHOULD" not "MUST" come back. What the hell?
Tell Donovan, you have the hot as hell for him and he must come on your back. Got it.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - aussiefriend - 08-02-2018
(08-02-2018, 10:29 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-02-2018, 09:29 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Clang, tell Donovan we have TOLD not ASKED as in he "SHOULD" not "MUST" come back. What the hell?
Tell Donovan, you have the hot as hell for him and he must come on your back. Got it.
Oh fuck off Clang, stop acting like a retard. That's not funny.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Clang McFly - 08-03-2018
(08-02-2018, 11:18 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:(08-02-2018, 10:29 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-02-2018, 09:29 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Clang, tell Donovan we have TOLD not ASKED as in he "SHOULD" not "MUST" come back. What the hell?
Tell Donovan, you have the hot as hell for him and he must come on your back. Got it.
Oh fuck off Clang, stop acting like a retard. That's not funny.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Midwest Spy - 08-03-2018
Aussie, as someone who has observed your posts for years, I have one small piece of advice.
Quit communicating with Clang and Zero.
You’re sincerely trying to ‘fix’ them, which is admirable, but they are not interested in your methods, and will continue to act like 8th grade adolescents just to piss you off.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Donovan - 08-03-2018
I'm not gone, and Mock is still one of my sentimental gavorite sites to visit online. Occasionally, I lose my mirth and find myself too much in the sun. When that happens I like to take a breather and decompress for a bit. In these days when no one seems to know the difference between a hawk and a handsaw, such self-inflicted exiles allow me to only be mad when the wind is north-northwest, and return to active posting when the wind is southerly once again.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Donovan - 08-03-2018
And for the record I didn't say vapers were gay, I said they were guys who kinda wanted to suck a dick but couldn't commit to the lifestyle, so they built little metal toy penises to carry around and suck special tasty juice from.
I feel that is an important distinction.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2018
Well, I'm puckering up and blowing real hard in a southerly direction.
Fair warning Donovan: there may be some vape smoke in that wind every once in a while.
It's peanut butter flavored and smells good though.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Duchess - 08-03-2018
Blow harder!
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2018
I miss smartass, humblebragging, encyclopedia-brain Donovan too. But, he'll be back when he's up for it.
Plus, I'm kinda afraid to blow any harder.
I can hear Donovan in my head telling his friends at other boards, "yeah, that HOTD broad over at Mock keeps blowing me to get me to come back."
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Donovan - 08-03-2018
*Donovan the Smoldering Encyclopedia Salesman looks at HotD with eyes that start fires inside her ladyparts.*
"Now how did you want to pay for these books, ma'am? Cash? Check? Or...Lay. I mean, Layaway?"
Her voice trembled like BigMark at a Mike Pence Cure-a-Fag Pray-meeting. "I don't have any money, this is Frisco and rent is 8 million dollars." She let one hand trace over her bronzed coccyx and blew peanut butter steam into the air. Chunky, not smooth. "Perhaps we could...make a trade?"
Bow Chicka Bow Wow, said the neighbor's dog who thought he was a chicken.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2018
Is it a #MeToo moment if it cracks me up?
"Her voice trembled like BigMark at a Mike Pence Cure-a-Fag Pray-meeting" -- haha!
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Duchess - 08-03-2018
(08-03-2018, 01:52 PM)Donovan Wrote: *Donovan the Smoldering Encyclopedia Salesman looks at HotD with eyes that start fires inside her ladyparts.*
"Now how did you want to pay for these books, ma'am? Cash? Check? Or...Lay. I mean, Layaway?"
Her voice trembled like BigMark at a Mike Pence Cure-a-Fag Pray-meeting. "I don't have any money, this is Frisco and rent is 8 million dollars." She let one hand trace over her bronzed coccyx and blew peanut butter steam into the air. Chunky, not smooth. "Perhaps we could...make a trade?"
Bow Chicka Bow Wow, said the neighbor's dog who thought he was a chicken.
I love you so much & I've missed you even more.One of my favorite online things is the banter between you & HotD. I've always liked it a lot. It's fun and entertaining and always makes me laugh. I wouldn't be nearly as engaged if one of you were dumb but you two are wordsmiths!
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Fry Guy - 08-03-2018
(08-03-2018, 12:07 PM)Donovan Wrote: And for the record I didn't say vapers were gay, I said they were guys who kinda wanted to suck a dick but couldn't commit to the lifestyle, so they built little metal toy penises to carry around and suck special tasty juice from.
I feel that is an important distinction.
Jesus! You are right.
My mate vapes and he is gay. I never did. I used to smoke. That is totally different and way straighter. The call smokes "fags" and they take longer to blow...I mean smoke.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Clang McFly - 08-03-2018
(08-03-2018, 12:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, I'm puckering up and blowing real hard in a southerly direction.
Fair warning Donovan: there may be some vape smoke in that wind every once in a while.
It's peanut butter flavored and smells good though.
I like to vape the Fruity Pebbles. The gay cereal.
Then imagine myself sucking Donovan's dick.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Duchess - 08-03-2018
(08-03-2018, 07:17 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Then imagine myself sucking Donovan's dick.
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RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Clang McFly - 08-03-2018
(08-03-2018, 07:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:(08-03-2018, 07:17 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Then imagine myself sucking Donovan's dick.
I SAID IMAGINE SUCKING DONOVAN'S BIG OLD FAT HAIRY WRINKLED PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2018
(08-03-2018, 07:17 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I SAID IMAGINE SUCKING DONOVAN'S BIG OLD FAT HAIRY WRINKLED PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear ya loud and clear. BUT, would you wear a wig if Donovan asked you to? Biggie wants to know.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Clang McFly - 08-03-2018
(08-03-2018, 08:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-03-2018, 07:17 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I SAID IMAGINE SUCKING DONOVAN'S BIG OLD FAT HAIRY WRINKLED PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear ya loud and clear. BUT, would you wear a wig if Donovan asked you to? Biggie wants to know.
No wig. Donovan can rub my bald.
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - BigMark - 08-03-2018
What?
RE: How Aussie Got Her Groove Back - Clang McFly - 08-04-2018
(08-03-2018, 09:26 PM)BigMark Wrote: What?
*mentally challenged sex noises*