(10-11-2018, 10:25 PM)pyropappy Wrote: moisture and hair, two things women abhor in an arm pit.

(10-11-2018, 09:49 PM)sally Wrote: Why can males make fart noises with their armpits and females can't? My daughter is in elementary school and wants to know. I've actually wondered about it myself. I figured you'd be the one to know.

(10-11-2018, 10:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-11-2018, 10:25 PM)pyropappy Wrote: moisture and hair, two things women abhor in an arm pit.

I can buy that.  

But how do elementary school boys do it?

And why would grown hairy men do it?

(10-11-2018, 09:49 PM)sally Wrote: Why can males make fart noises with their armpits and females can't? My daughter is in elementary school and wants to know. I've actually wondered about it myself. I figured you'd be the one to know.

(10-12-2018, 04:22 AM)Fry Guy Wrote:

(10-11-2018, 10:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-11-2018, 10:25 PM)pyropappy Wrote: moisture and hair, two things women abhor in an arm pit.

I can buy that.  

But how do elementary school boys do it?

And why would grown hairy men do it?

To make their sons and daughters laugh.

(10-12-2018, 07:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Women have a hard time doing many things, driving for instance. And parallel parking. spacial conception is not something they do well. If you ask a woman to tell you about how long a car is or a porch they cannot. The arm pit thing is just the tip of the iceberg.

(10-12-2018, 02:03 PM)sally Wrote:

(10-12-2018, 07:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Women have a hard time doing many things, driving for instance. And parallel parking. spacial conception is not something they do well. If you ask a woman to tell you about how long a car is or a porch they cannot. The arm pit thing is just the tip of the iceberg.

I'm a good driver, but I would not be able to tell you how long my car or porch is, I have no fucking clue.

(10-12-2018, 06:05 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-12-2018, 02:03 PM)sally Wrote:

(10-12-2018, 07:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Women have a hard time doing many things, driving for instance. And parallel parking. spacial conception is not something they do well. If you ask a woman to tell you about how long a car is or a porch they cannot. The arm pit thing is just the tip of the iceberg.

I'm a good driver, but I would not be able to tell you how long my car or porch is, I have no fucking clue.

Same here. I can't even tell you how long my dicks is.

(10-12-2018, 06:32 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-12-2018, 06:05 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(10-12-2018, 02:03 PM)sally Wrote:

(10-12-2018, 07:17 AM)Maggot Wrote: Women have a hard time doing many things, driving for instance. And parallel parking. spacial conception is not something they do well. If you ask a woman to tell you about how long a car is or a porch they cannot. The arm pit thing is just the tip of the iceberg.

I'm a good driver, but I would not be able to tell you how long my car or porch is, I have no fucking clue.

Same here. I can't even tell you how long my dicks is.

If you're packing more than one dick Clang, the length is less important. ')

(10-13-2018, 01:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: You have to excuse Clang he's only on chapter 6 of "Fannie Farmers manners" book and is still looking for the answer on what the proper etiquette is when asking a woman if he can "smell their feet"  Apparently it's only proper to smell a woman's feet at Halloween. And while chanting "Trick or treat, can I smell your feet? Give me some good pussy meat to eat."

(10-13-2018, 06:32 PM)BigMark Wrote: The joke is, drunk at the bar asks the poor girl sitting next to "can I smell your pussy?" She is appalled yells No! and slaps the shit out of him then moves to the other side of the bar as he yells after her "Bloody hell, it must be your feet then!".