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Hi hows the cricket farming going? - Maggot - 01-13-2021
chirp chirp
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - Duchess - 01-13-2021
Well, it's not going very well right now. It's the dead of Winter and even tho it's 50 degrees I haven't heard any crickets.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - Clang McFly - 01-13-2021
My cricket farm is going very well. They seem to really enjoy the warmth and moistness of my underpants. Only problem is I think my boss is getting suspicious of the chirping noise but hasn't been able to locate the source yet.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - Duchess - 01-13-2021
I wasn't going to laugh at the moistness of your underpants, but I did anyway. You goof.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - sally - 01-13-2021
I have to buy live crickets for my leopard gecko. The last batch were on steroids I think. They were way bigger than normal and they were so loud that I removed them from the terrarium and threw them outside in the grass. Then the bastards found their way into my garage.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - Duchess - 01-13-2021
You have a gecko! Post pix, woman!
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - Clang McFly - 01-13-2021
(01-13-2021, 03:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: I wasn't going to laugh at the moistness of your underpants, but I did anyway. You goof.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - sally - 01-13-2021
(01-13-2021, 05:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: You have a gecko! Post pix, woman!I already posted pictures and this is like the 5th damn time I've told you I have a gecko. My son found it years ago under the couch in my husband's old office. We asked around the other offices and no one claimed it. I dont know how the hell it got there.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - sally - 01-13-2021
It's like having a pet rock, it does absolutely nothing.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - Duchess - 01-13-2021
(01-13-2021, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote:(01-13-2021, 05:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: You have a gecko! Post pix, woman!I already posted pictures and this is like the 5th damn time I've told you I have a gecko. My son found it years ago under the couch in my husband's old office. We asked around the other offices and no one claimed it. I dont know how the hell it got there.
Well shit. Why do I have such a disconnect over a fricken reptile. I don't have any trouble remembering Max and the others FFS.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - sally - 01-13-2021
They're easy to forget. Sometimes I forget to feed it, but I've managed not to kill it yet.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - Maggot - 01-13-2021
ummmmm......isn't Florida overrun with them things? Just asking for a friend. Who happens to like creepy crawly stuff. He likes snakes too and is hoping to find more in his AC ducts and heater so he can dance the snake dance naked with them. He's kinda weird but still lovable in a Biden sort of way.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - sally - 01-13-2021
Miami and the Keys are overrun with Iguanas. What I have is a leopard gecko that is native to Asia I think. So it was obviously someone's pet they got from a pet store. She's boring as fuck though, if you want something a little more outgoing, I'd go with a bearded dragon.
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - BigMark - 01-13-2021
Listen mommy, we Cubanos are VERY outgoing!
RE: Hi hows the cricket farming going? - cannongal - 01-14-2021
(01-13-2021, 04:52 PM)sally Wrote: I have to buy live crickets for my leopard gecko. The last batch were on steroids I think. They were way bigger than normal and they were so loud that I removed them from the terrarium and threw them outside in the grass. Then the bastards found their way into my garage.
I'm glad you can buy them again, I can't remember if it was 6 or 8 months ago, but you couldn't find them in any store, and was thinking about trying to catch them in your backyard.