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- Middle Finger - 01-21-2009

Sally, today is the day that you show us more pics of yourself. You're very smart - we both know that. But you have to fuel the animal thing once in a while for Christ's sake. So, please, make them sexy.


- Cynical Ninja - 01-21-2009

Yeah this Buds for you sally.

Guzzle it down and maybe your inner pain will be dulled for a while.


- sally - 01-21-2009

I will need to see a sexy picture of you first. Set your camera timer and sprawl out naked on the bed with your dirty body pillow.

- Middle Finger - 01-21-2009

sally Wrote:I will need to see a sexy picture of you first. Set your camera timer and sprawl out naked on the bed with your dirty body pillow.

Come on Sally, come on ...


- Middle Finger - 01-21-2009

Sally.

Come on.

- sally - 01-21-2009

You come on! I'm not posting anymore pictures to be made fun of for internet eternity.

- Middle Finger - 01-21-2009

sally Wrote:You come on! I'm not posting anymore pictures to be made fun of for internet eternity.

What are you talking about? We loved your pics. At least, I did. Unless I am confusing them again. I thought you had posted one, which was cute.


- Cynical Ninja - 01-21-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:You come on! I'm not posting anymore pictures to be made fun of for internet eternity.
What are you talking about? We loved your pics. At least, I did. Unless I am confusing them again. I thought you had posted one, which was cute.

Stop your internet grooming you pathetic little pervert.

"Post some more pics, show us your ass, show us your cleavage dribble, dribble"

::nuts::


- Duchess - 01-21-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:I thought you had posted one, which was cute.

She is lovely !...Go ahead, Sally, post your pics, baby...Don't look at it like you're posting for MF's pleasure...Consider the fact that your pretty pic will fire jb up with jealousy...::dlaugh::



Failure to proofread..Oops.


- Cynical Ninja - 01-21-2009

Duchess Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I thought you had posted one, which was cute.
She is lovely !...Go ahead, Sally, post your pics, baby...Don't look at it like you're posting for MF's pleasure...Consider the fact that your pretty pic with fire jb up with jealousy...::dlaugh::

Was that the photo she claimed wasn't her?, then it was?, then it wasn't again?, then it was again?.

I wonder what she will post next claiming its her?, a photo of Princess Di perhaps?, a picture of her house (The Taj Mahal?), or a picture of her garden (The Grand Canyon?)


- Duchess - 01-21-2009

::laugh::

- sally - 01-21-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I thought you had posted one, which was cute.
She is lovely !...Go ahead, Sally, post your pics, baby...Don't look at it like you're posting for MF's pleasure...Consider the fact that your pretty pic with fire jb up with jealousy...::dlaugh::

Was that the photo she claimed wasn't her?, then it was?, then it wasn't again?, then it was again?.

I wonder what she will post next claiming its her?, a photo of Princess Di perhaps?, a picture of her house (The Taj Mahal?), or a picture of her garden (The Grand Canyon?)
This coming from someone who posts a picture of some lady with a rodent claiming she's your voluptuous girlfriend ::nuts:Smiley_emoticons_biggrino you have anymore pictures of your make believe girlfriend?



- Cynical Ninja - 01-22-2009

sally Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I thought you had posted one, which was cute.
She is lovely !...Go ahead, Sally, post your pics, baby...Don't look at it like you're posting for MF's pleasure...Consider the fact that your pretty pic with fire jb up with jealousy...::dlaugh::

Was that the photo she claimed wasn't her?, then it was?, then it wasn't again?, then it was again?.

I wonder what she will post next claiming its her?, a photo of Princess Di perhaps?, a picture of her house (The Taj Mahal?), or a picture of her garden (The Grand Canyon?)
This coming from someone who posts a picture of some lady with a rodent claiming she's your voluptuous girlfriend ::nuts:Smiley_emoticons_biggrino you have anymore pictures of your make believe girlfriend?

You never saw the picture, you know nothing about the picture, I never claimed the person in the photo was my girlfriend.
Stunned though you might be that an arrogant asshole like me has a girlfriend who is soon to be my wife, it is in fact true, I know you are unable to comprehend this but I never lie about myself, unlike you do here, nearly everyday, you deluded, tragic bitch.



- Liquid - 01-22-2009

sally Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I thought you had posted one, which was cute.
She is lovely !...Go ahead, Sally, post your pics, baby...Don't look at it like you're posting for MF's pleasure...Consider the fact that your pretty pic with fire jb up with jealousy...::dlaugh::

Was that the photo she claimed wasn't her?, then it was?, then it wasn't again?, then it was again?.

I wonder what she will post next claiming its her?, a photo of Princess Di perhaps?, a picture of her house (The Taj Mahal?), or a picture of her garden (The Grand Canyon?)
This coming from someone who posts a picture of some lady with a rodent claiming she's your voluptuous girlfriend ::nuts:Smiley_emoticons_biggrino you have anymore pictures of your make believe girlfriend?

I have it on good knowledge that this is OP's future wife -


- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:You never saw the picture, you know nothing about the picture, I never claimed the person in the photo was my girlfriend.
Stunned though you might be that an arrogant asshole like me has a girlfriend who is soon to be my wife, it is in fact true, I know you are unable to comprehend this but I never lie about myself, unlike you do here, nearly everyday, you deluded, tragic bitch.
Translation: Leave my small-titty wife, ass-crawling hamsters, out-of-wedlock spawn, and my rotten mouth alone. I won't produce pics out of shame.


- Cynical Ninja - 01-22-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:You never saw the picture, you know nothing about the picture, I never claimed the person in the photo was my girlfriend.
Stunned though you might be that an arrogant asshole like me has a girlfriend who is soon to be my wife, it is in fact true, I know you are unable to comprehend this but I never lie about myself, unlike you do here, nearly everyday, you deluded, tragic bitch.
Translation: Leave my small-titty wife, ass-crawling hamsters, out-of-wedlock spawn, and my rotten mouth alone. I won't produce pics out of shame.

You have a pillow begging to get fucked, better get your weiner ready.

I only share photographs with people I actually like which equals no one here.


- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:You never saw the picture, you know nothing about the picture, I never claimed the person in the photo was my girlfriend.
Stunned though you might be that an arrogant asshole like me has a girlfriend who is soon to be my wife, it is in fact true, I know you are unable to comprehend this but I never lie about myself, unlike you do here, nearly everyday, you deluded, tragic bitch.
Translation: Leave my small-titty wife, ass-crawling hamsters, out-of-wedlock spawn, and my rotten mouth alone. I won't produce pics out of shame.

You have a pillow begging to get fucked, better get your weiner ready.

I only share photographs with people I actually like which equals no one here.

The more we learn about you, rot-mouth, the more pillow-fucking seems OK.


- Cynical Ninja - 01-22-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:You never saw the picture, you know nothing about the picture, I never claimed the person in the photo was my girlfriend.
Stunned though you might be that an arrogant asshole like me has a girlfriend who is soon to be my wife, it is in fact true, I know you are unable to comprehend this but I never lie about myself, unlike you do here, nearly everyday, you deluded, tragic bitch.
Translation: Leave my small-titty wife, ass-crawling hamsters, out-of-wedlock spawn, and my rotten mouth alone. I won't produce pics out of shame.

You have a pillow begging to get fucked, better get your weiner ready.

I only share photographs with people I actually like which equals no one here.

The more we learn about you, rot-mouth, the more pillow-fucking seems OK.

I'm just glad you seem to have finally come to terms with your latent homosexuality.

While you are busy rutting against your pillow like a dog on someones leg I will be cuddling my girlfriend, enjoy.


- Duchess - 01-22-2009

I'd share my body pillow with MF anywhere, anytime...:kiss::

- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009

Thanks Duchess - he keeps assuming that there isn't a female along with the body pillow at times.