Quote:Newsgroups: alt.romance, rec.pets.cats, alt.tasteless
From: an...@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Cats and Dates.......



[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
scare her off.]

I have two cats - Sootikin(Sooti for short) a 2-year old female, and Choad.
Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
at the time).

I'm not what you would call a real studly type guy (although I
have a lot of women friends), so when I date it's really important
to me. Anyway, Sooti goes into heat something fierce (sometimes
it seems like it's two weeks on, two weeks off). I had a date a
while back, when she was really bad. Yowling, and presenting all
the time - not the most auspicious setting for a date. While
dinner was cooking, I tried to stimulate her vagina with a Q-tip because
I had heard that one can induce ovulation that way. My date
came into the bathroom while I was doing this, and needless to
say I don't think she bought my explanation. The date was a very
icy experience after that.

Choad's problem is that he has really stinky shits (paint peelers).
During my most recent date - I don't know if this was a
jealousy thing - he shit in bathtub. I live in a loft, and the
bathroom is open for ventilation, so in a few seconds we were
gasping for air. Another date ruined, I'm getting desperate.

What should I do. I love my cats, so I don't want to get rid of
them, but I can't go on like this any more. It's my love life,
or them. Please help!!!

Moby (not my real name ;-)Sooti & Choad

Quote:I love my cats, so I don't want to get rid of them, but I can't go on like this any more. It's my love life, or them. Please help!!!