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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - twisteroo - 01-01-2010

Uh.....did you do him and write a letter to Penthouse about it?57


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-01-2010

I think I neglected to mention how sexy my first ex's father was.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - twisteroo - 01-01-2010

And how you did him and wrote a letter to penthouse about it.57


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-01-2010

Shit, I'm out of wine.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 01-01-2010

(01-01-2010, 07:50 AM)twisteroo Wrote: Did you know that Subaru backwards is U R A Bus?

Perhaps, but forwards it spells "Hey, muthafucka! I just left your ass stuck behind in the snow!!'


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-01-2010

I'm still out of wine.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 01-01-2010

What a MFing bad year! I just tossed my calculator.......the brandy is looking REAL FUCKING GOOD!


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-01-2010

I wish I had some brandy.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 01-01-2010

(01-01-2010, 10:57 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I wish I had some brandy.

I just poured you a glass......What? You are good?.........Ok, I cannot let it go to waste. This is Fucking depressing.52


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 01-02-2010

(12-31-2009, 07:59 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: English pronunciation for "Jaguar" as in the car... Jag-You-Are. Weirdos.

Jag-u-ar IS the correct pronunciation in Great Britain.

I still can't believe yanks say "hyun-day" instead of "hy-un-di".


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-02-2010

Suckcocker.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - twisteroo - 01-02-2010

If one more yokel with a snowplow on his pickup backs out in front of me I'm gonna snap.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 01-02-2010

I am not ready for the next 3 months and never have been nor do I want to be............3 months of darts and booze, poker and popcorn, doggy style and reruns............


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 01-02-2010

Doggie style is always fun, not so for you?


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-02-2010

Not when he's the bitch.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 01-02-2010

OK that cracked me up!



sorry maggot


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 01-02-2010

(01-02-2010, 11:25 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(12-31-2009, 07:59 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: English pronunciation for "Jaguar" as in the car... Jag-You-Are. Weirdos.

Jag-u-ar IS the correct pronunciation in Great Britain.

I still can't believe yanks say "hyun-day" instead of "hy-un-di".

You mean Hyundai?

Yanks say 'HUN-day'.


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - twisteroo - 01-03-2010

I'm so tired I'm thinking about going to bed, it's 4:40pm.::dontknow::


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-03-2010

I just read a 'blind vice' that bothered me greatly:

After this actor unexpectedly lost his wife, he had a major life change. Now that he's single, he's considered to be a great catch, but it's unlikely that any lucky ladies will "catch" him. That's because he now prefers young men. Particularly slender male escorts between 18 and 21. He cruises the web for young men and calls himself 'Leo.' If he's VERY interested in someone he will fly the guy to wherever he is. He brings the escorts to his homes in New York and Los Angeles and is always polite and generous. Sorry, ladies.

Please don't be Liam Neeson, please please PLEASE don't be Liam Neeson!


RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 01-03-2010



As soon as I
read "unexpectantly lost his wife", that's exactly who I thought it was.