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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 01:01 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(01-06-2010, 12:51 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:(01-06-2010, 12:43 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Anyone who jerks off to movies in a public movie theater deserves to have their career ruined. Fucking weirdos. A question... would you have the same reaction if it were a female masturbating? OP Wrote:They don't allow public jerking off in strip clubs or pole dancing clubs and I don't see why porno theatres should be any different. Well, the difference *I* see, is that porn vastly different from stripping and dancing. Showing sex acts and close-ups of genitals (both male and female) creates a kind of hypocritical atmosphere when they get picky about people in the audience exposing themselves. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: Why the hell would anyone go to a porn theater anyway. What do you do in there, sit around a bunch of freaks and eat popcorn? It doesn't make any sense to me, why not just look at porn in the privacy of your own home? I dunno... I don't get it either really. We used to have a local drive-in that operated up until 5 or 6 years ago. After the regular movies, they would show porn. It used to be a 'big deal' to go to the 'dirty movies' and make out with your partner in the car. That was kind of kinky and fun, but it was also fairly private. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: Why the hell would anyone go to a porn theater anyway. What do you do in there, sit around a bunch of freaks and eat popcorn? It doesn't make any sense to me, why not just look at porn in the privacy of your own home? That is why they achieve disgusting, career-ruining, weirdo status with me. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: Why the hell would anyone go to a porn theater anyway. What do you do in there, sit around a bunch of freaks and eat popcorn? It doesn't make any sense to me, why not just look at porn in the privacy of your own home? I can't stand working out at home, being around people at the gym motivates me. I'm guessing the company is part of the appeal. When I was a teenager, we went to a porn theatre and flicked mayo at people. Niiiceee. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - FAHQTOO - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 03:16 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:(01-06-2010, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: Why the hell would anyone go to a porn theater anyway. What do you do in there, sit around a bunch of freaks and eat popcorn? It doesn't make any sense to me, why not just look at porn in the privacy of your own home? Ahhhh.....memories of our old XXX drive in, now buried under a WalMart Super Center. My mother would kill me if she knew..... RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - twisteroo - 01-06-2010 Anyone who says that they've never jerked off in a porn theater is a goddamn liar. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 01-06-2010 ::lol:: RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-06-2010 That's the point of a porn theater for god's sake... you're not going to sit there and watch extreme sex acts and then go home two hours later to jerk off. It's hard to understand the point of porn theaters NOW, but we didn't always have DVDs and VCRs, kiddies. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - The Antagonist - 01-06-2010 I was just thinking the same thing, Lumpy. Years ago you got to see those theaters but now all you need to do is hit a peep show or two in the red light district and drop a few coins in the slot, rub one off until you run out of quarters. The mop guy takes care of the mess. Better off just purchasing your own smut and watch in the privacy of your home and then have insanely wild sex with your partner. or by yourself if you're sans partner! I just can't think of anyone wanting to go to a theater and even sit in the seats knowing all that spunk left behind from days and years past! Never mind the filthy, nasty peep shows! RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 08:01 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: That's the point of a porn theater for god's sake... you're not going to sit there and watch extreme sex acts and then go home two hours later to jerk off. Not only that, but what about people who can't really watch porn at home? Like say.. someone with a bunch of kids, or a prudie wife, or whatever? RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-06-2010 Yabba dabba do RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 09:49 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:(01-06-2010, 08:01 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: That's the point of a porn theater for god's sake... you're not going to sit there and watch extreme sex acts and then go home two hours later to jerk off. Or a closeted homosexual like Frank. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Middle Finger - 01-06-2010 Oh please ... you wouldn't know what to do with yourself after a weekend with me. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 10:04 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Oh please ... you wouldn't know what to do with yourself after a weekend with me. Are you saying you would fuck her silly, Frank? RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - username - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 10:04 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Oh please ... you wouldn't know what to do with yourself after a weekend with me. A bath in bleach would probably be a good start. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-06-2010 Stephen King's "Under The Dome" has to be the gloomiest novel I've ever read. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 11:26 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Stephen King's "Under The Dome" has to be the gloomiest novel I've ever read. ooooh I nearly bought that a couple of weeks ago. I hate it when he gets all depressing though. Scary is much better. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 01-06-2010 I wouldn't even recommend a library rental. I'm going to finish this since I've spent so much reading the damn thing, but it's a real chore. Damn it, he used to be the master at characterization but the people in this book are flatter than cardboard. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 01-06-2010 (01-06-2010, 11:33 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I wouldn't even recommend a library rental. I'm going to finish this since I've spent so much reading the damn thing, but it's a real chore. Damn it, he used to be the master at characterization but the people in this book are flatter than cardboard. That's sad. :( RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 01-07-2010 (01-06-2010, 10:04 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: you wouldn't know what to do with yourself after a weekend with me. ... |