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Something New for MF - Lady Cop - 03-24-2011
this is going to make our garlic-loving resident Italian gourmet very happy.
but will it defeat vampires?
maybe OP can ship some to you. :B
From Daily Mail
Black garlic - a sweet variety of the popular cooking ingredient that doesn't leave you with bad breath - is getting ready to hit the UK supermarket shelves.
The unusual looking bulb will appear in Tesco stores from May, and other leading supermarket groups are expected to follow suit.
And while it promises cooks all the normal, pungent flavouring, along with the health benefits enjoyed by the traditional cream coloured clove, this one won't cost you your friends.
Black garlic tastes much sweeter than traditional garlic and can be eaten raw without feeling a burning sensation endured when eating raw traditional garlic.
It enjoys twice the amount of anti-oxidants of the pale variety and can last twice as long on the shelf.
And like all garlic it is good for your cardiovascular system, high in natural sugars and amino-acids and is low in fat.
Black garlic is made from white garlic which is then fermented. The natural sugars and amino-acids then combine to give a black colouring on the cloves known as melanoidin. This is used in brewing and adds flavour to real ales and beers that have a dark, malty and rich flavouring.
RE: Something New for MF - kitty1 - 03-24-2011
I am so excited. My husband loves garlic but I can't sleep with him at night because the odor seems to ooze out of his pores!
RE: Something New for MF - Middle Finger - 03-25-2011
Fermented garlic ... interesting, but I have to do more reading up to get over the mol-like factor! My wife complains about the odor from my pores as well. I sacrifice quite a bit of garlic eating for sex.
I would give this a try just for kicks and try to keep an open mind ...
Thanks, LC! You might have improved my love life!
RE: Something New for MF - ramseycat - 03-25-2011
It's not the garlic that is keeping your wife from banging you MF.
RE: Something New for MF - kitty1 - 03-25-2011
(03-25-2011, 09:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: It's not the garlic that is keeping your wife from banging you MF.But IT IS what keeps my husband from banging me!
RE: Something New for MF - Middle Finger - 03-25-2011
(03-25-2011, 09:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: It's not the garlic that is keeping your wife from banging you MF.
You can only dream of something as fixable as "garlic eating" being the deal stopper with a spouse you stale table bread bitch.
RE: Something New for MF - Lady Cop - 03-25-2011
i don't know MF, that black garlic looks repulsive to me. i know you rather have the real deal! and schmeeeeeeeer it all over your gorgeous body. with some nice grated romano~~
RE: Something New for MF - Middle Finger - 03-25-2011
I was trying to appear open-minded and in love with your post. I have to brush up on my bullshitting skills. Heh.
RE: Something New for MF - Lady Cop - 03-25-2011
(03-25-2011, 05:24 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I was trying to appear open-minded and in love with your post. I have to brush up on my bullshitting skills. Heh.
i've known you too long for you to bullshit me.
RE: Something New for MF - Middle Finger - 03-25-2011
OK FINE! I can let it out! That shit scares me! Black fucking moldy black-ass garlic? My wife catches me eating THAT shit I will have to GREATLY expand my auto-lubing, electro-responsive, body pillow collection.
RE: Something New for MF - Lady Cop - 03-25-2011
i think it may even be an evil NWO/Illuminati anti-Italian conspiracy.
RE: Something New for MF - Maggot - 03-25-2011
It does look a bit.............aged and non-tested for viral diseases. But If I was eating a shoe or something I might try it only because I ran out of glovebox ketchup things.
RE: Something New for MF - Lady Cop - 03-25-2011
ok, instead of the nasty fermented garlic, i found the perfect pillow at a Czech Easter fair. i'm having it sent.
RE: Something New for MF - Maggot - 03-25-2011
That looks like a cake.............Is that a cake!!
RE: Something New for MF - Lady Cop - 03-25-2011
(03-25-2011, 08:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: That looks like a cake.............Is that a cake!!
it's pillows!
RE: Something New for MF - Maggot - 03-25-2011
I'm on the fence with this...........ever since that Herb Albert cover.