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You gotta laugh at this. . . . - Carsman - 03-29-2011
. . . . . . because it's sad cause it's sorta true!
Over three thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hot line.
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck . . . :O
RE: You gotta laugh at this. . . . - ramseycat - 03-29-2011
hhahahahahhaaaaa
RE: You gotta laugh at this. . . . - Fibonacci Prima - 03-29-2011
RE: You gotta laugh at this. . . . - IMaDick - 03-29-2011
Yep, this is funny in a weird real sorta way.
It make me want to vomit though, and kinda pisses me off at my parents and grand parents.
RE: You gotta laugh at this. . . . - Cracker - 03-29-2011
It would be funny if it weren't true.