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- The Antagonist - 06-25-2009
So, will he be buried or sent to a plastics recycling plant?
- Middle Finger - 06-25-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:So, will he be buried or sent to a plastics recycling plant?::lmao:: Great one!
- crash - 06-25-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:So, will he be buried or sent to a plastics recycling plant?Not sure, but if he has an open coffin, I bet he's face down with no pants so the majority of his friends can recognise him
- The Antagonist - 06-25-2009
LOL crash! But sadly true.
- Middle Finger - 06-25-2009
crash Wrote:Oh snap! Is snap out of date? I don't give a crap.The Antagonist Wrote:So, will he be buried or sent to a plastics recycling plant?Not sure, but if he has an open coffin, I bet he's face down with no pants so the majority of his friends can recognise him
- The Antagonist - 06-25-2009
Snap has been out of date for decades..... get with man. You're a square.
- crash - 06-25-2009
It's so bad taste to crack jokes about someone on the day they die I guess, but fuck it, this Mock and this is what we do; We say what everyone thinks but doesn't have the balls to say
The one thing that always sprang to my mind every time Jacko was mentioned was a joke I heard years ago...
Did you hear Michael Jackson was applying for a jockey's licence?
He wants to be able to ride 6 year olds legally
boom tish
- The Antagonist - 06-25-2009
Well I never liked his music and I never believed he was so mentally immature that he never grew up. Fuck that bogus Peter Pan Syndrome crap-ola.
If you're smart enough to build a massive fortune like he did and was genius enough to be the musical talent he was, you do NOT have any problems growing up.
He was slick and sly and built his persona around this child like personality just so he was easily accessible to children so he can get away with his fiendish deeds with them.
Money talks, bullshit walks and he paid his way out of anything he deemed bullshit when someone was daring enough to accuse him.
And let's not forget he dangled his kid out a window. God knows what he did to their faces because they all wear veils. Were they born too dark? Too black looking? I really wonder if he had them surgically altered to look more white like daddy?
- QueenBee - 06-25-2009
I will admit to liking some of his music back in the day..when he was black and all. I liked the Off the Wall album (just before Thriller). And the video of Thriller is classic.
Other than that, he was still a freak.
- Maggot - 06-25-2009
I was listening to the ABC album on the way into work this AM.......I've always liked his older stuff with the Jackson 5, Maybebecause ofthe skating rink when I was a kid, when him and Donny Osmond were in a kind of fight for the big ticket......I guess Donny lost...or won depending on your ideals....... I also watched the Sat morning cartoons and drank free chocholate milk when I broke into the Elementry school during the summer. It was Black and White but I did not care. I still have my "frog in amber " from those years. I always thought the snake named Ben was kinda cool.
Ryan will be pissed that this will overshadow Farrahs death. But may they both rest in Peace.
- LuMPyPussy - 06-25-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Well I never liked his music and I never believed he was so mentally immature that he never grew up. Fuck that bogus Peter Pan Syndrome crap-ola.Exactly the opposite, they're quite fair. He's obviously not their biological father.
If you're smart enough to build a massive fortune like he did and was genius enough to be the musical talent he was, you do NOT have any problems growing up.
He was slick and sly and built his persona around this child like personality just so he was easily accessible to children so he can get away with his fiendish deeds with them.
Money talks, bullshit walks and he paid his way out of anything he deemed bullshit when someone was daring enough to accuse him.
And let's not forget he dangled his kid out a window. God knows what he did to their faces because they all wear veils. Were they born too dark? Too black looking? I really wonder if he had them surgically altered to look more white like daddy?
- crash - 06-25-2009
And so it begins...
Did you hear Michael Jackson died? It's OK though, they're going to melt him down and make a Nintendo, so that the kids can still play with him.
- FAHQTOO - 06-25-2009
He probably died because they couldn't administer the proper CPR. I would imagine his nose fell off when they went to pinch it shut.
- Middle Finger - 06-25-2009
crash Wrote:And so it begins...
Did you hear Michael Jackson died? It's OK though, they're going to melt him down and make a Nintendo, so that the kids can still play with him.
::lmao::
- Middle Finger - 06-25-2009
FAHQTOO Wrote:He probably died because they couldn't administer the proper CPR. I would imagine his nose fell off when they went to pinch it shut.
::laugh:: You guys are terrible.
- Maggot - 06-25-2009
They look like decent kids, I'm sorry their Dad died.........
- NaNo - 06-25-2009
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCaulay Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.
![[Image: Home%20Alone.jpg]](http://www.humorexpress.ru/pics/Home%20Alone.jpg)
- The Antagonist - 06-25-2009
Yeah Lumps, those kids do not look they have any Jackson blood in them at all!
- BROTHER - 06-25-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Yeah Lumps, those kids do not look they have any Jackson blood in them at all!
They are not his, one of the three has a different mother (so I've Heard)
So do you think this death a natural death?????
I just also heard there was a Doctor at his residence before the police and paramedics called, and the police are searching the residence.
- Lady Cop - 06-25-2009
LA robbery-homicide is in charge. there may be a question of drug overdose.
here is last photo.