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- LuMPyPussy - 06-18-2009

Quote:Sootikin:

A small, mouse-shaped deposit formed in the vaginal cleft, usually of poorer women who did not wear undergarments - common until the nineteenth century. A sootikin built up over several weeks, even months, of not washing. It was composed of particles of soot, dirt, sweat, smegma (qv) and vaginal and menstrual discharge. When it reached a certain size and weight, it tended to work loose and drop from under the woman's skirt.
:shock:


- Middle Finger - 06-18-2009

Son of a bitch ...

- FAHQTOO - 06-18-2009

O....M....G!!!!! ::bvomit::

- Duchess - 06-18-2009

Here ya go, LMPP ::iwon:: That was the best/worst one yet.




- LuMPyPussy - 06-18-2009

::bravo::




- Duchess - 06-18-2009

Can you imagine that shit !...Fuckin' Aye...I don't know why I'm getting a lil' giggle out of that, it's fucking disgusting.

- Maggot - 06-18-2009

I bet it felt good when that thing fell out!

- LKTraz - 06-18-2009

Gotta file that term in memory to be used at a later date in a derogatory comment to some fuckwit net tard! [Image: smellie_oooo.gif]


- ramseycat - 06-18-2009

I have no words.....

- sally - 06-18-2009

Sounds yummy.

- crash - 06-18-2009

Oh dear...

- The Antagonist - 06-18-2009

Kind of sounds like the "nut" you remove from the head of a horses penis when you clean it's sheath.

Gross none-the-less!

- Luke Warmwater - 06-18-2009

Soup's on !

- Maggot - 06-18-2009

Luke has the gravitational mental capacity of a Sootikin. .......heh!Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

- LuMPyPussy - 06-18-2009

Maggot Wrote:Luke has the gravitational mental capacity of a Sootikin. .......heh!Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
And he looks like a genius compared to you. ::haha::

- Maggot - 06-18-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:Luke has the gravitational mental capacity of a Sootikin. .......heh!Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
And he looks like a genius compared to you. ::haha::

Lumpy found a 3lbs. Sootikin in her shoe before the "Hike-for-cup-cakes" charity walk, thinking as quick as a cat she swapped it for a chocolate crawler when the starting gun sounded. The weather-man for the local public broadcastingstation was found dead in a chemical toilet,after he actually scratchedoutthevocal cords from his own throat later that day. They think he was accidentallypoisoned. An investigation has been opened in the startling case of the "Warbling Weather-man".





::finger::


- LuMPyPussy - 06-18-2009

Okay, you make him look like a sane genius. ::aww::

- sally - 06-18-2009

My dog is one big Sootikin. He smells like straight up ass ::tdown::

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- Zenith - 06-18-2009

oh damn!
::blink::


- LuMPyPussy - 06-18-2009

sally Wrote:My dog is one big Sootikin. He smells like straight up ass ::tdown::

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I'd hate to have that in my vaginal cleft. :(