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join the circus lady! - Lady Cop - 08-17-2011
Tiki, you really need to get to the store before this sweathog devours everything in Arizona groceries.
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‘I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said. ‘A previous record holder was 1,600 lbs , so I have to be at least that.
story is in Daily Mail, but they can't get the link right.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
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RE: join the circus lady! - IMaDick - 08-17-2011
How do you know that's not tiki?
it doesn't really matter, this is how I see her anyway.
I earlier offered to weld 2 chairs together for her, but on second thought I can do 3 if i need to.
RE: join the circus lady! - BlueTiki - 08-17-2011
She's from Casa Grande!
For those of you non-Spanish speaking members, this means:
"September 2011 'Justice for Johnny and Lisa' Calendar Girl"
20,000 calories per day? Food demon! Betcha she's gotta lot of plastic bags.
Just sayin' . . .
RE: join the circus lady! - IMaDick - 08-17-2011
Casa grande= Big house, it would have to be.
RE: join the circus lady! - Cracker - 08-17-2011
Her kids must be mortified following her around with carts full of food. What a fucking bitch.
Are the veggies hiding underneath all the boxes of processed foods?
RE: join the circus lady! - BlueTiki - 08-17-2011
(08-17-2011, 05:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: Her kids must be mortified following her around with carts full of food.
Those aren't her kids . . . they're entrees.
RE: join the circus lady! - Duchess - 08-17-2011
She won't be alluring in pretty lingerie.
RE: join the circus lady! - Cracker - 08-17-2011
You know she's too fat to work. Who is paying to feed her?
RE: join the circus lady! - BlueTiki - 08-17-2011
(08-17-2011, 06:10 PM)Cracker Wrote: You know she's too fat to work. Who is paying to feed her?
Casa Grande?
The State of Arizona.
And the two kids . . . with shovels.
RE: join the circus lady! - Duchess - 08-17-2011
Shit. She too fat to walk let alone be a productive member of society. Unless she's wealthy {bwahahaha} the state is feeding her fat ass.
RE: join the circus lady! - Maggot - 08-17-2011
Hey! That was my Hippo eats dwarf thing.
RE: join the circus lady! - Lady Cop - 08-17-2011
(08-17-2011, 08:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hey! That was my Hippo eats dwarf thing.
that figures.
RE: join the circus lady! - kfran - 08-26-2011
One of my friends that is a nurse said that when obese people like this die- they find all kinds of shit in their flabs of fat; i.e. remotes, food, money. Sickening!
RE: join the circus lady! - kitty1 - 08-26-2011
(08-26-2011, 10:43 PM)kfran Wrote: One of my friends that is a nurse said that when obese people like this die- they find all kinds of shit in their flabs of fat; i.e. remotes, food, money. Sickening!
Been there, done that...gross!! White Castle burger!
RE: join the circus lady! - Cracker - 08-26-2011
OMG. hahahahaha. Fuck. That cannot be true. A burger? The remote? OMG.
RE: join the circus lady! - BlueTiki - 08-26-2011
This bitch is on Arizona's Medicaid!
Our tax dollars are picking up her effin' health care costs while she's on a six cart shopping spree for three?
Shit . . . I'd trade her for three skinny illegals any damned day!
RE: join the circus lady! - HairOfTheDog - 08-26-2011
I feel badly for this woman's children. Their lives are impaired because their mother CHOOSES to disable herself with obesity to break a world's record? I think the "world's record" thing is just a fucking excuse to eat all she wants without concern for her health or her ability to care for her children.
I really like the movie "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". The mother in that story was bigger than this woman and it was sad. At least that character had sense enough to feel guilt and shame for doing that to herself and her children. This Arizona lady's riding around smiling for photo opps, probably with the remote under one tit and a Big Mac under the other. Sad.
RE: join the circus lady! - FAHQTOO - 08-27-2011
I'm torn between laughing my ass off and feeling a need to heave.
Decisions.............
RE: join the circus lady! - aussiefriend - 08-27-2011
(08-17-2011, 05:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: Her kids must be mortified following her around with carts full of food. What a fucking bitch.
OMG cracker that's exactly what I thought. They are kids that are at that age of being embarrassed too!
RE: join the circus lady! - Duchess - 08-27-2011
(08-26-2011, 10:43 PM)kfran Wrote: One of my friends that is a nurse said that when obese people like this die- they find all kinds of shit in their flabs of fat; i.e. remotes, food, money. Sickening!
That is as gross as anything that has to do with poop. Jesus Christ.