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- Maggot - 06-09-2009
::boobs::Yahooooooo!
![[Image: Paris-Hilton-ta01.jpg]](http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_2__C5K.m0AYVmjzbkF/SIG=12d1jouh6/EXP=1244679743/**http%3A//celebrityfreepics.net/images/Paris-Hilton-ta01.jpg)
::bigg::She may Grace us with a nipple shot!::mushhug::
- LuMPyPussy - 06-09-2009
Remember that time when all those spiders ran out of her vagina? How embarrassing.
- Maggot - 06-09-2009
Those were FRIENDLY spiders!:;beat::
- The Antagonist - 06-09-2009
Twat spiders?
- Lady Cop - 06-09-2009
nope.
crabs. ::bvomit::
- sally - 06-09-2009
Why do you love her so much, Maggot? She looks like a bird.
- The Antagonist - 06-09-2009
ROFLMAO yes she does! Remember those perpetual motion birds when we were kids? You'd put a glass of water for them to drink and get them moving and they'd never stop.... that's the bird she looks like with those long legs and skinny-I-need-a-sandwich body!
- D - 06-09-2009
Shes fucking ugly as hell.
- Lady Cop - 06-09-2009
i was hoping the other inmates would mop up the floor with the spoiled little twat.
WAH WAH WAH MOMMY, SAVE ME! THE JUDGE IS SENDING ME TO JAIL! BUT I'M SPECIAL!
- The Antagonist - 06-09-2009
She's "special" alright!
- D - 06-09-2009
Yeah, special ed.
- Maggot - 06-09-2009
sally Wrote:Why do you love her so much, Maggot? She looks like a bird.
A sweet bird of love, flying free as the wind , spreading her wings.......::banana::
![[Image: paris-hilton_press2.jpg]](http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx8RJS9KlQ4BXIqjzbkF/SIG=12fn60ar3/EXP=1244690065/**http%3A//www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/paris-hilton_press2.jpg)
- D - 06-09-2009
And Ugly! Shes not just a bird, shes a fucking stick bird.
- Luke Warmwater - 06-10-2009
She's exposing her pet tapeworm...
- DPD Chick - 06-10-2009
I opened this to find out who america's princess was,,,no thank you
- Cynical Ninja - 06-10-2009
She does nothing for me, skinny, orange skin, retarded, yuk.
Salma Hayek, now that is a woman......
- DPD Chick - 06-10-2009
Salma Hayak is hot
- Maggot - 06-10-2009
Where did her parents get that name? Salma Hayek from the sound the cat made with a hairball?
...........I changed my mind she is hotter than Big Bird. ButI need more pics that will unconditionally changemy mindforever.:cool:
- Cynical Ninja - 06-10-2009
Well her full name is Salma Valgarma Hayek Jiminez, Hayek sounds Eastern European probably Slavic.
- D - 06-10-2009
mmmm
I can't remember her name atm, but the chick who played on the new Bionic Woman show was hot. And her sister on the show too. Yowza.