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RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - Cynical Ninja - 10-13-2011

(10-13-2011, 01:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote: He has sent me PM's trying to get me to send him naked pictures of myself, I said no, why do you think he has such a big problem with me?

The little fucker got mad as hell when I refused.

I would rather look at pictures of mutilated bodies than look at your hairy beer belly and that pale flaccid windsock you call a penis. - I've spoken to your wives the poor downtrodden bitches.

My problem with you is the same as everybody elses, you are a world class idiot and knob jockey.


RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - imsuchawildflower - 10-13-2011

(10-13-2011, 02:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(10-13-2011, 01:54 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: Hell hath no fury like a Dick scorned.
Be careful, the little pooch might pee on your leg.

You're fairly obsessed with Dog genitalia aren't you?

Youre fairly obsessed with my obsessions, arent you?



RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - Lady Cop - 10-13-2011

have a friendly pint boys~ Cheers

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RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - Cynical Ninja - 10-13-2011

In Newcastle they call a bottle of Newcastle brown ale a bottle of dog.


RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - Middle Finger - 10-14-2011

(10-13-2011, 07:32 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Yes, the original and best Cynical Ninja has returned!!!!

Those of you familiar with me will know for a fact you are in for good time, those unfamiliar?, I have such sights to show you!

Whatever happens its gonna be fun!!!!

If you get out of line I haven't forgotten how to punk-slap the bullshit sign permanently nailed to your head.


RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - Cynical Ninja - 10-16-2011

(10-14-2011, 08:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: if you get out of line I haven't forgotten how to punk-slap the bullshit sign permanently nailed to your head.

Newsflash Guido, you don't run this forum, thats probably why its flourishing, the admin here isn't like a teenage high school girl playing favourites like you used to do.

No go back to playing with your meatballs and kneeling before the God you don't believe in on Sundays to keep your hairy wifes face straight.




RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - Duchess - 10-16-2011

(10-16-2011, 08:53 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: the admin here isn't like a teenage high school girl playing favourites


I love, adore & appreciate everyone equally.

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RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - Maggot - 12-31-2018

After reading this diatribe I am reminded of a flock of Ravens taking flight and shitting all over pretty's car. 


RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - thekid65 - 01-01-2019

A few blasts from the past in here, I had forgotten about dick and ninja.


RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 01-01-2019

Dick and CN were almost always funny or entertaining, even though they mostly argued the same points for years.  They knew how to mix it up.


RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - Duchess - 01-01-2019

I loved sparring with Dick, loved it.


RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - BigMark - 01-01-2019

i bet


RE: Cynical Ninja returns!!!! - Duchess - 01-01-2019

Now I'm thinking about him roasting goats in his yard so he could feed the neighborhood.