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RE: Holiday Cooking - Cracker - 12-04-2011
If you make the sprouts with bacon or pancetta, I'm there. That looks fabulous. And nothing is made with blood. Fucking people eat the gotdam blood over there. Retch.
RE: Holiday Cooking - Maggot - 12-04-2011
I like fried blood sausage yum yum!
RE: Holiday Cooking - Cracker - 12-04-2011
Nassy.
I did a standing rib roast for Christmas when all the kids were still within driving distance. It isn't worth the hassle of ordering the meat this year. I think I'm going to set out a sandwich/dip/wine buffet. Then people can drop by for a snack and drink then go the fuck home.
RE: Holiday Cooking - Cracker - 12-04-2011
This shrimp dip sounds good:
8 oz. cream cheese, softened
1⁄4 c. light cream or milk
2 tsp. lemon juice
1 1⁄2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
Garlic salt
Salt & pepper
1 c. shrimp (or crab)
I would use fresh boiled/chopped shrimp and add in a little diced green onion and celery.
RE: Holiday Cooking - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
Boiled shrimp? get the fuck outta here.
RE: Holiday Cooking - Maggot - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 01:51 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Boiled shrimp? get the fuck outta here.
Always set your hot water tank to about 110deg. Anything above that will cause scalding.
RE: Holiday Cooking - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 02:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: Always set your hot water tank to about 110deg. Anything above that will cause scalding.
menopause?
RE: Holiday Cooking - sally - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 01:51 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Boiled shrimp? get the fuck outta here.
It's perfectly fine to boil shrimp for things like dips and salads, Dick. Just ask Harvestmoon.
RE: Holiday Cooking - Maggot - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 02:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(12-04-2011, 02:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: Always set your hot water tank to about 110deg. Anything above that will cause scalding.
menopause?
I just want you to be safe.
safety first!!
RE: Holiday Cooking - Cracker - 12-04-2011
They even have something called a Low Country Boil, Dick. That's different than when you skrinky beaners sit out in the NM sun.
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Poor people fry everything. That's why they die young. Which is a plus, so the rest of us don't correct them.
Golden Years = All the stupid, poor people finally fucking dead so the rest of us can live out our retirement in peace.
RE: Holiday Cooking - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 02:59 PM)Maggot Wrote:(12-04-2011, 02:28 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(12-04-2011, 02:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: Always set your hot water tank to about 110deg. Anything above that will cause scalding.
menopause?
I just want you to be safe.
Don't fuck with me or I will point out how you misspelled chocolate.
RE: Holiday Cooking - Cracker - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 03:02 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Don't fuck with me or I will point out how you misspelled chocolate.
No, he didn't. Maggot likes his chocHOlate.
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RE: Holiday Cooking - Maggot - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 03:14 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-04-2011, 03:02 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Don't fuck with me or I will point out how you misspelled chocolate.
No, he didn't. Maggot likes his chocHOlate.
Is that Christie Love?
RE: Holiday Cooking - Cracker - 12-04-2011
I don't know. I thought it might be a man...
RE: Holiday Cooking - Duchess - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 04:09 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: what do you do for Christmas dinner?
Seafood! Shrimps. Mmmmm. Clams. Mmmmm...and other stuff.
RE: Holiday Cooking - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
I usually cook a goat.
RE: Holiday Cooking - Duchess - 12-04-2011
Of course you do. I expect nothing less from a heathen.
RE: Holiday Cooking - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
I should have also added that tamales are a big thing around here during Christmas.
So I steam up a several dozen for people I like, and a few dozen for people I don't even know.
RE: Holiday Cooking - Cracker - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 04:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote: and a few dozen for people I don't even know.
You don't know me. As long as they aren't goat tamales...
RE: Holiday Cooking - IMaDick - 12-04-2011
(12-04-2011, 07:31 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-04-2011, 04:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote: and a few dozen for people I don't even know.
You don't know me. As long as they aren't goat tamales...
Move into the homeless shelter and you can have one.