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RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Duchess - 12-15-2011



$35.00 for a bar of soap. Hell no. Ima tightwad, good ol' Lever 2000 is good enough for me.

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - SIXFOOTERsez - 12-15-2011

(12-15-2011, 05:32 AM)Duchess Wrote:

$35.00 for a bar of soap. Hell no. Ima tightwad, good ol' Lever 2000 is good enough for me.

You have not had any of my soap. I am not at $35, but at $6 I might get there. How many you want? 6 or 7 to choose from at the moment, its what everyone here is getting for Christmas

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - aussiefriend - 12-15-2011

(12-15-2011, 05:32 AM)Duchess Wrote:

$35.00 for a bar of soap. Hell no. Ima tightwad, good ol' Lever 2000 is good enough for me.

yes but it's Chanel dahling! and you get what you pay for. It's worth it.

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Cracker - 12-15-2011

Gotdammit! Are you people taking about SOAP now?

Cracker might explode. Or implode. I'll let you know...

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Maggot - 12-15-2011

(12-15-2011, 07:20 PM)Cracker Wrote: Gotdammit! Are you people taking about SOAP now?

Cracker might explode. Or implode. I'll let you know...

Is this like a cross to a vampire? A silver bullet to a werewolf? I for one would like to walk around with a bar of soap in my underwear, it would be handy when I took a dump or had to pick up roadkill without a shovel. In fact I would not have a PROBLEM, SHARING MY SOAP THAT WAS IN MY UNDERWEAR WITH ANYONE. tHINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES AT THE CHINESE RESTURANT.

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Cracker - 12-15-2011

Why would you pick up roadkill? I'm not eating any sausages you make.

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Sterling - 12-15-2011

(12-15-2011, 11:14 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: You have not had any of my soap. I am not at $35, but at $6 I might get there. How many you want? 6 or 7 to choose from at the moment, its what everyone here is getting for Christmas

I know this girl who makes about 10K lbs. of soap per year. Every Christmas she showers us [pun intended] with at least three different new recipes. Her labels are absolutely shameless and suggestive. The soap isn't half bad, either. You two need to rendezvous at one of those yearly soap events and work each other into a lather [couldn't help myself] about fair-trade shea butter and Orangutan-friendly palm oil.



RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - FAHQTOO - 12-15-2011

So, you're going to dump that cheap shit over your wifes head, and the whole time you're mating you're thinking of that bimbo...ASSHOLEDIE Asshat I'm tellin her.....

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Cracker - 12-15-2011

I buy soaps from a local witch lady. She does soy candles, too. I always get the grass/tree scents for candles and lemon verbena for soap.

I would rather get soaps and candles than flowers and perfume. Especially cheap fucking perfume. Little kids buy perfume from Walmart because they don't know any better and it is kinda sweet. Grown men should know better.

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Maggot - 10-12-2018

(12-15-2011, 11:24 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: So, you're going to dump that cheap shit over your wifes head, and the whole time you're mating you're thinking of that bimbo...ASSHOLEDIE Asshat I'm tellin her.....

Hahahahaha    the only one that "got it"    hah

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Maggot - 10-20-2018

Americas Princess at 40...........

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RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - BigMark - 10-20-2018

she's americas princess you know

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Maggot - 10-20-2018

When she represents 70% of the women in the U.S. it becomes a heavy load to undertake, but she does it. It's amazing!

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Carsman - 10-21-2018

Some Fragrances make her look different! hah



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RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Duchess - 10-21-2018

The duct tape helps.

RE: Paris Hilton has a new fragrance..... - Carsman - 10-21-2018

(10-21-2018, 12:06 AM)Carsman Wrote: Some Fragrances make her look different! hah



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Sushhhhhhh, you don't want to get Maggs all wet & sweaty! hah