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- Cynical Ninja - 05-28-2009

Today from Mill, the one man human punchline:-

"Does my experience as a southern white man make me a better person to judge black crime down here in the south".

Trulyhe is the Atticus Finch of 24.



- Luke Warmwater - 05-28-2009

"Does my experience as a southern white man make me a better person "



No, it makes you a fuck-stick.



- Luke Warmwater - 05-28-2009

Here's his latest comments:

"I realize that living overseas causes a lot of satire to fly right over their heads.. It has nothing to do with my qualifications..I thought that needed to be made clearer for a few clueless at mock.

Clearer now children?"


My oven light is brighter than this motherfucker...and I do mean MOTHERFUCKER.



- SyberBitch - 05-28-2009

Luke Warmwater Wrote:Here's his latest comments:

"I realize that living overseas causes a lot of satire to fly right over their heads.. It has nothing to do with my qualifications..I thought that needed to be made clearer for a few clueless at mock.

Clearer now children?"


My oven light is brighter than this motherfucker...and I do mean MOTHERFUCKER.
I doubt he could even define 'satire', without looking it up.



- Duchess - 05-29-2009

They sure do spend a lot of time in Mock reading given that their general opinion of this place is that of a cess pool...Oh gee, that would be another very good example of someone being a hypocrite.


- Middle Finger - 05-29-2009

They are obsessed with Mock. They bring it up when it isn't even relevant to the discussion. I will be in a debate with someone and Mock will come up as if we were talking about another website.


- Duchess - 05-29-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:They are obsessed with Mock.
I'm taking that as a compliment to all of us. ::dlaugh::


- Cynical Ninja - 05-29-2009

The only reason I post stuff about the extreme nazi America forum is because I refuse to participatedirectly in such a septic tank of a place filled with pond life and redneck mouth breathers.

Some of the stuff in there is as unintentionally hliarious as it is dangerous and reactionary.



- Cynical Ninja - 05-29-2009

Luke Warmwater Wrote:Here's his latest comments:

"I realize that living overseas causes a lot of satire to fly right over their heads.. It has nothing to do with my qualifications..I thought that needed to be made clearer for a few clueless at mock.

Clearer now children?"


My oven light is brighter than this motherfucker...and I do mean MOTHERFUCKER.

Mill wouldn't know satire if it sat in his lap and headbutted him.

He has no understanding whatsoever of satire, irony, context or post modernism.

He is an living embodiment of everything that is wrong with America in the 21st century.

If time magazine want todo a coverarticle entitled "what has gone wrong with America?" his gurning avatar should be the cover photo.



- Middle Finger - 05-29-2009

Oh shut the fuck up about America, you aren't even qualified to comment on America.

Worry about your Muslim cesspool and go be a good subject for the Queen.


- crash - 05-29-2009

Wow, Frank, what an original comeback...


- Cynical Ninja - 05-29-2009

Yes it seems MF is following me around the threads like a loyal labrador with tourettes syndrome today.

"Woof, queen, woof, woof, muslim, woof muffin".

Living in the murder capital of the western world I laugh when you call GREAT Britain a cesspool greaseball.



- Middle Finger - 05-29-2009

crash Wrote:Wow, Frank, what an original comeback...

I don't have to be original with dopes from England always talking about America. ::finger::



- Middle Finger - 05-29-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Yes it seems MF is following me around the threads like a loyal labrador with tourettes syndrome today.

"Woof, queen, woof, woof, muslim, woof muffin".

Living in the murder capital of the western world I laugh when you call GREAT Britain a cesspool greaseball.

Be careful, they might ban laughing soon by you. They banned guns, they banned internet privacy, don't be surprised. Soon you'll be living by whatever standards the Muslims impose on your spineless, defenseless, anti-responsibility, soft english muffin asses.



- sally - 05-29-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:Soon you'll be living by whatever standards the Muslims impose on your spineless, defenseless, anti-responsibility, soft english muffin asses.
Muslims aren't allowed to touch dogs so he won't be able to walk Max anymore without being thrown in the slammer. He can kiss bacon goodbye too.


- crash - 05-29-2009

LOL... I lived in your country for 12 months in the '90's, Frank, in Virginia. I remember having a conversation with an old driller, a Pearl Harbour veteran. He said to me "Son, you know what the biggest problem with this country is? We're disappearing up our own ass. If the only opinion you ever believe is your own, you're fucked from the get go"

Funny thing was, I couldn't see it at the time...


- Middle Finger - 05-29-2009

Wow, 12 months in the 90s and a conversation with an oil driller. You should write a book about America with that kind of experience. I wouldn't want that kind of insight wasted. The children need to hear you, and soon.

Now go back to your cesspool and defending sissy-mary English Muffins like OP.



- Duchess - 05-29-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:"Does my experience as a southern white man make me a better person to judge black crime down here in the south".
A person with as narrow minded view such as his, has no business judging any fucking thing...Thank Christ he isn't in charge of anything important.


- crash - 05-29-2009

Yep... maybe I will; How to mask blind arrogance as Patriotism for Dummies


- LuMPyPussy - 05-29-2009

crash Wrote:Yep... maybe I will; How to mask blind arrogance as Patriotism for Dummies
That's sort of brilliant. ::thumbs::