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Good Morning - IMaDick - 04-18-2012
Shizervogels.
RE: Good Morning - Riotgear - 04-18-2012
So what sort of genius shit are we going to work on today? I'm off today and my wife and kids are doing their thing so I'm talking bong hits like my Cali. Dr. told me I should. I'm a very sick man.
RE: Good Morning - IMaDick - 04-18-2012
You have already made me a success today.
Thanks for posting in this thread it was intended just for you from the start.
RE: Good Morning - Riotgear - 04-18-2012
How do you think I knew that?
RE: Good Morning - IMaDick - 04-18-2012
Retards always know.
RE: Good Morning - Riotgear - 04-18-2012
Is that how you intended this thread just for me?
RE: Good Morning - IMaDick - 04-18-2012
You knew.
RE: Good Morning - Riotgear - 04-18-2012
You're a little slow on the uptake there champ.
It is funny how you step in your own trick though.
Don't go changin'!
RE: Good Morning - IMaDick - 04-18-2012
Don't you wish you could make up more rules? it seems to be how you avoid everything.
My post and your post 1st and 2nd respectively are the ones that mattered.
It's your shitbird thread no rules you make up can change that.
RE: Good Morning - Duchess - 04-18-2012
Hi sweeties!
RE: Good Morning - Riotgear - 04-18-2012
Don't make me tell you the story about how its faster to get my dick out of the leg of my boxers then the pee hole.
RE: Good Morning - Duchess - 04-18-2012
I think getting it out of the leg hole is faster too!
RE: Good Morning - Riotgear - 04-18-2012
I lost a leg in the war so it more like getting my prosthetic off fast enough to not piss in my shoe.
RE: Good Morning - Duchess - 04-18-2012
Oh...I just reach up the leg & pull it out. I don't know why I'm picturing a fire hose unraveling.
RE: Good Morning - Duchess - 04-18-2012
Jesus Christ *face palm*
RE: Good Morning - Cracker - 04-18-2012
(04-18-2012, 04:11 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I lost a leg in the war so it more like getting my prosthetic off fast enough to not piss in my shoe.
WTF? Is that a joke?
RE: Good Morning - Riotgear - 04-18-2012
No. It's true. My cock is so long and so strong I walk around on it stuffed into a custom made prosthetic shoe. Most women and young women of age thinks it's my leg...at first.
RE: Good Morning - Duchess - 04-18-2012
(04-18-2012, 04:40 PM)Riotgear Wrote: No. It's true. My cock is so long and so strong I walk around on it stuffed into a custom made prosthetic shoe. Most women and young women of age thinks it's my leg...at first.
You might need a reality check. *nods*
RE: Good Morning - Donovan - 04-18-2012
(04-18-2012, 12:20 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You have already made me a success today.
Thanks for posting in this thread it was intended just for you from the start.
Low standards are good.
RE: Good Morning - ZEROSPHERES - 04-18-2012
We have a thread for your impressive appendage. It's "For those who don't know what a dicktater looks like . . ."