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RE: Sandwiches - Duchess - 05-03-2017



I once heard a couple of my brothers and their friends laughing about a girl who opened wide enough to put an 8-track tape in her mouth.



RE: Sandwiches - sally - 05-03-2017

(05-02-2017, 06:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-02-2017, 12:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lobster rolls.Hibye

They do sound good. Never had one other than McDonald's sad excuse for one. Too much lettuce, not enough lobster....especially for the price they were charging.

Since when did McDonald's ever have a lobster roll? You gotta be fucking kidding me hah.


RE: Sandwiches - Maggot - 05-03-2017

That's a sunburned fat lady from New England on a beach in Florida in January.


RE: Sandwiches - Duchess - 05-03-2017



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RE: Sandwiches - Blindgreed1 - 05-03-2017

Is a hot dog a sandwich?


RE: Sandwiches - Duchess - 05-03-2017



No, no, I don't think so and I don't have a good argument to support that.



RE: Sandwiches - Maggot - 05-03-2017

If a hotdog was a sandwich it would be called one. It doesn't even look, act, cook or dance like one.


RE: Sandwiches - BigMark - 05-03-2017

Cheesecake is Pie!


RE: Sandwiches - Clang McFly - 05-03-2017

(05-03-2017, 12:10 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-02-2017, 06:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-02-2017, 12:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lobster rolls.Hibye

They do sound good. Never had one other than McDonald's sad excuse for one. Too much lettuce, not enough lobster....especially for the price they were charging.

Since when did McDonald's ever have a lobster roll? You gotta be fucking kidding me hah.

I wish I was kidding. $10 for mostly bread and lettuce and very little lobster.


RE: Sandwiches - sally - 05-03-2017

(05-03-2017, 08:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: If a hotdog was a sandwich it would be called one. It doesn't even look, act, cook or dance like one.

A sandwich is two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between. So technically a hot dog would be a sandwich.

If you were to put your cock between a split bun it would be a sandwich, Maggot. No if, ands or buts about it.


RE: Sandwiches - Maggot - 05-04-2017

Then it would be called a cockdog. Not a sandwich like you crawling up from the beach Sunday morning.


RE: Sandwiches - Carsman - 05-04-2017

Ever hear of a Knuckle Sandwich? hah


RE: Sandwiches - Blindgreed1 - 05-04-2017

(05-03-2017, 10:06 PM)sally Wrote:
(05-03-2017, 08:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: If a hotdog was a sandwich it would be called one. It doesn't even look, act, cook or dance like one.

A sandwich is two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between. So technically a hot dog would be a sandwich.

If you were to put your cock between a split bun it would be a sandwich, Maggot. No if, ands or buts about it.
That is actually the definition of a sandwich. You also dress it with condiments like you would a sandwich.


RE: Sandwiches - Maggot - 05-04-2017

Alrighty my next soft shelled taco will be a sandwich you freaking lunatics.


RE: Sandwiches - Blindgreed1 - 05-04-2017

(05-04-2017, 04:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Alrighty my next soft shelled taco will be a sandwich you freaking lunatics.
And your quesadilla, and burrito too.


RE: Sandwiches - Maggot - 05-04-2017

OK no need to get all racial here, toss in a hamburger and maybe the Wetback lovers wont get all upset.