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- LuMPyPussy - 05-12-2009 Reports Claim Man Has Not Bathed, Brushed Teeth in 35 Years Tuesday, May 12, 2009 · An Indian man with seven daughters has not bathed or brushed his teeth in 35 years, Agence France-Presse reported. Kailash Kalau Singh, 63, told the Hindustan Times he will bathe when his nations troubles are over, but not everyone is buying that story. According to one person, Singhs ritual is an attempt to guarantee his next offspring will be a male heir. A seer once told Kalau that if he does not take a bath, he would be blessed with a male child, a man named Madhusudan told the newspaper. Each evening, Singh takes a fire bath to rid himself of germs. A fire bath consists of praying to the Lord Shiva next to a bonfire and smoking marijuana. - Maggot - 05-12-2009 What a dum-dum........just marry off a daughter then gain a son. geez!::dunno::.......Stupid Hippies......::wait:: - FAHQTOO - 05-13-2009 What woman in her right (or wrong) mind would lay down with that dirty bastard? He's probably got petrified shit barnacles hanging off everything below the waist. Also, would it be possible to even have any teeth left after 35 years of non brushing? Lets ask OP, he probably knows first hand. OP.................what say you?? - Duchess - 05-13-2009 FAHQTOO Wrote:He's probably got petrified shit barnacles hanging off everything below the waist.Such a wretched picture that makes in my mind...Disgusting old bastard. - SyberBitch - 05-13-2009 LuMPyPussy Wrote:According to one person, Singhs ritual is an attempt to guarantee his next offspring will be a male heir.More likely, an attempt to guarantee that he will never get within humping distance of a woman again. I think he'd have better luck bathing. |