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Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - QueenBee - 09-26-2012
This mom did just that...she literally gave a shit to her daughter. Seems the young lady was seriously injured in a car crash, busted up her colon. Got C-dif, which is a raging response to too many antibiotics. Had a friend who had c-dif, not fun.
So they took some shit from the mom, and implanted it into the daughter's colon...and the daughter is now good as new.
Here is article http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/26/health/fecal-transplant/index.html?hpt=hp_bn12
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - Maggot - 09-26-2012
What magazine did you find that in?
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - RJs-Ex - 09-26-2012
I've read about this before. If you're sick enough, I guess you'll try anything. From the article:
"Other methods use either an enema or a nasogastric tube, which sends fecal matter through the nasal passage, down the throat and into the stomach."
Uh...no. But is the other option any better?
"...George pumped the foreign fecal matter right into Hunter's colon."
OUCH! lol
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - QueenBee - 09-26-2012
(09-26-2012, 12:15 PM)Maggot Wrote: What magazine did you find that in?
CNN!!! erm..see how my link says "cnn.com". Yeah.
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - username - 09-26-2012
I heard a news report yesterday about butt chugging (although they didn't quite use that term). I guess there's cooter chugging too.
I had no idea...
It would appear that nobody wants to use their mouth anymore to get drunk.
Much to their parents' dismay, teens have long been known to secretly consume alcohol, and the latest method reportedly has them doing so with tampons and bongs.
"[It's a] quicker high, they think it's going to last longer, it's more intense," Dr. Dan Quan from Maricopa Medical Center in Phoenix told KPHO News.
Vodka tampons are exactly what they sound like. Teens supposedly soak a tampon in alcohol and consume it by either taking as shots or inserting the tampons in their rectums or vaginas, KPHO reported. This way, alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream through the membrane walls. In fact, Dr. Lisa Masterson, co-host of "The Doctors," says this method will "literally destroy the vagina."
More...
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/11/14/vodka-tampon-teens_n_1092594.html
Yes, I would give a shit to save one of my kids.
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - Duchess - 09-26-2012
I have issues with poop.
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - ramseycat - 09-26-2012
(09-26-2012, 12:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I have issues with poop.
Wow, really? I never would have known that.
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - QueenBee - 09-26-2012
(09-26-2012, 12:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I have issues with poop.
Not sure why she shared this, but I once had a co-worker who also had poop issues. She could only poop at home. Not at work, not at her boyfriend's place..and forget in a public place. Now, I knew at the time her boyfriend lived in another town and she used to go for the weekends...wonder if she'd hold it in all weekend. She actually said she was afraid her BF would break up with her if she stunk up the place.
Um, folks...ALL of our shit stinks. OK? Get over it.
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - Midwest Spy - 09-26-2012
(09-26-2012, 01:19 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Um, folks...ALL of our shit stinks. OK? Get over it.
And if you're lactose intolerant and just pounded a half-gallon of ice cream, your shit is REALLY gonna stink.
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - krystalshores - 09-27-2012
![[Image: 2050709205_8e2d40aa06_z.jpg?zz=1]](http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2032/2050709205_8e2d40aa06_z.jpg?zz=1)
Duchess, here is a book for you, my dear. Read it. Really.
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - Duchess - 09-27-2012
Bwahahaha! You bitch!
Hey, maybe poop is my fetish.
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - krystalshores - 09-27-2012
You might be onto something. Did you get all tingly when you saw the zebra take a dump?
RE: Would you give a shit...to save your kid??? - Duchess - 09-27-2012
I tried not to look.
Poop. Moist underpants. Some of you people are fucked in the head.