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RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 05-09-2020

You better hurry up he's going back to work soon.


RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 05-09-2020

(05-09-2020, 08:59 PM)BigMark Wrote: You better hurry up he's going back to work soon.

Yes I am! Maybe next week. Mass needs to start opening, I have 6 jobs in the warehouse waiting to be set free.


RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 05-10-2020

(05-09-2020, 07:28 PM)BigMark Wrote: More like a fruitcake.
Speaking of fruitcakes.....remember Ginny Brooks? I went on 2 dates with her 6 years ago. Well now we are talking again. She wants me to come down and visit her in my old hometown of Hoosick Falls. She wants to trying dating me again. I said let's just be friends for now and see where it leads. Like last time, nothing will happen. Just thought I'd mention it now rather than overhype it later.


RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 05-10-2020

It's always good to bookmark things, it's works good because later when looking for the body there is a start.


RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 05-10-2020

(05-10-2020, 07:58 AM)Maggot Wrote: It's always good to bookmark things, it's works good because later when looking for the body there is a start.
Well if she kills me, I hope she fucks me first so I can have a happy ending.


RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 05-10-2020

If you don't knock the bottom out I'll punch you in the balls.


RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 05-10-2020

(05-10-2020, 11:04 AM)BigMark Wrote: If you don't knock the bottom out I'll punch you in the balls.
You sound like my friend Mike. I talked to Ginny on the phone for the first time in 6 years on Friday while hanging out with Mike and he was like "just fuck her already!" I still need to arrange a time to go and visit her for the first time. She sounded like she was having fun at a party when I talked on the phone with her yesterday, so even if we end up just as friends it will still be an improvement from my lonely apartment as I'll have a crazy fun friend to hang out and party with occasionally.


RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 05-10-2020

I want you to stand on a sawhorse and jump down with a leg on either side.


RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 05-10-2020

(05-10-2020, 02:37 PM)BigMark Wrote: I want you to stand on a sawhorse and jump down with a leg on either side.
Ok, Moe. Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!


RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 05-10-2020

I would use a short sawhorse.


RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 05-10-2020

(the doctor) Yup, looks like a classic case of sawhorse testicles.


RE: FOOD PORN - Carsman - 07-06-2020

FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO EAT HEALTHY





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RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 07-06-2020

That looks really good if I was a rabbit.


RE: FOOD PORN - Duchess - 07-06-2020

I'd like some corn, just corn.


RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 07-06-2020

(07-06-2020, 04:00 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'd like some corn, just corn.

Wow! I had some last night, it wasn't the greatest but it was good enough. Butter, salt mmmmmmmmmmmm


RE: FOOD PORN - Duchess - 07-06-2020

(07-06-2020, 04:02 PM)Maggot Wrote:  it wasn't the greatest but it was good enough.


I've only had it a couple times recently and that's how I felt about it too. 

I'm looking forward to fresh tomatoes too!



RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 07-06-2020

(07-06-2020, 04:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-06-2020, 04:02 PM)Maggot Wrote:  it wasn't the greatest but it was good enough.


I've only had it a couple times recently and that's how I felt about it too. 

I'm looking forward to fresh tomatoes too!

Those are out now. I like them in my grilled cheese.


RE: FOOD PORN - Duchess - 07-06-2020

They are here too but I'm not paying $5 for a tomato. I'm sending someone to the Amish produce stand tomorrow and I hope he's successful. I'd even cook bacon for that.


RE: FOOD PORN - sally - 07-06-2020

So you only eat corn and tomatoes when they are cheap? We eat it all year long here, you fucking jews.


RE: FOOD PORN - Duchess - 07-06-2020

Fuck you. I am not paying $5 for a fricken tomato. No.   Dramaqueen