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THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Duchess - 12-04-2012



Their words, not mine.

Here's a peek.

Click me



RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - username - 12-04-2012

Strangely I think that show might mess with my self esteem but I can see Clang drooling over the lingerie and loving it with no adverse affect.

There's something wrong there.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - sally - 12-04-2012

Oh goody, Justin Bieber is going to be there.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Clang McFly - 12-04-2012

(12-04-2012, 05:17 PM)username Wrote: Strangely I think that show might mess with my self esteem but I can see Clang drooling over the lingerie and loving it with no adverse affect.

There's something wrong there.

I'll be drooling more over the ladies. Yes the underwear is sexy as hell but until VS starts making plus size underwear I see no reason to get that excited over the underwear.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Midwest Spy - 12-04-2012

Call me crazy, but most of the Victoria models are too skinny for my personal liking.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - username - 12-05-2012

(12-04-2012, 11:49 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Call me crazy, but most of the Victoria models are too skinny for my personal liking.

I imagine they wouldn't admire your love handles either.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Midwest Spy - 12-05-2012

(12-05-2012, 12:24 AM)username Wrote:
(12-04-2012, 11:49 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Call me crazy, but most of the Victoria models are too skinny for my personal liking.

I imagine they wouldn't admire your love handles either.

Let's not stop there:

We can include my propensity for farting at the most inopportune times, my flat feet, my too graying hair, ugly toes and perpetual halitosis.

Yes, it's a mutual dislike.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - zaphod - 12-09-2012

(12-04-2012, 05:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Here's a peek.

Click me
It's certainly better than the various Babestation channels here in the UK. Hard to believe that the Babestation garbage has been running here for ten years now. Seriously: does anyone REALLY like women with breasts like airbags?!!
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BFN
Zaphod


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Duchess - 12-09-2012



MS might. 113



RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Eat Shit And Die - 12-09-2012

(12-09-2012, 07:29 PM)zaphod Wrote:
(12-04-2012, 05:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Here's a peek.

Click me
It's certainly better than the various Babestation channels here in the UK. Hard to believe that the Babestation garbage has been running here for ten years now. Seriously: does anyone REALLY like women with breasts like airbags?!!
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BFN
Zaphod

There is 40 odd other channels for you to watch, I figure you're just projecting what you do watch.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Eat Shit And Die - 12-09-2012

For the last ten years..

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RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Midwest Spy - 12-09-2012

(12-09-2012, 07:29 PM)zaphod Wrote:
(12-04-2012, 05:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Here's a peek.

Click me
It's certainly better than the various Babestation channels here in the UK. Hard to believe that the Babestation garbage has been running here for ten years now. Seriously: does anyone REALLY like women with breasts like airbags?!!
--
BFN
Zaphod

If its been running for 10 years I would say that, yes, there are men who love big breasts.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Duchess - 12-10-2013



It's that time of year again, gentlemen. The Victoria's Secret annual fashion show.

10 PM EST CBS

[Image: Best-Photos-From-Victoria-Secret-Fashion-Show-2013.jpg]



RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Midwest Spy - 12-10-2013

(12-10-2013, 04:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

It's that time of year again, gentlemen. The Victoria's Secret annual fashion show.

10 PM EST CBS

[Image: Best-Photos-From-Victoria-Secret-Fashion-Show-2013.jpg]

If I'm prepared (dick already in hand when the Vic's commercial comes on) I can skip one off in the 30 seconds that the promo spot is playing.

I don't even have to tune into the actual program.

hah


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Cynical Ninja - 12-10-2013

Victoria's Secret fashion show or readily available free porn online?

Hmmmmm....


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Clang McFly - 12-10-2013

(12-04-2012, 05:17 PM)username Wrote: Strangely I think that show might mess with my self esteem but I can see Clang drooling over the lingerie and loving it with no adverse affect.

There's something wrong there.
already have it set up to record on the DVR. I only hope I don't wear out the pause, fast forward, and rewind buttons on the remote.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Cynical Ninja - 12-11-2013

I couldn't watch the fashion show the thought of Clang in a push up bra and french knickers would put me off.

I'd have to have a wank while thinking about Clang in lingerie first then I might be able to comcentrate.

Lol.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Clang McFly - 12-11-2013

Um...?

I don't know if I should be flattered or offended.


RE: THE SEXIEST NIGHT ON TELEVISION - Cynical Ninja - 12-11-2013

(12-11-2013, 02:02 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Um...?

I don't know if I should be flattered or offended.

Here's a clue meathead.

Don't take everything I say literally, sometimes I try and make it easier for the class by dropping subtle little hints like “lol” which means lots of laughs brainiac ergo the above sttatement was tongue in cheek.

Here's another clue, when I say “fuck me” I don't mean it literally it is an exclamation like “jesus christ”.