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RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - username - 01-07-2013
(01-07-2013, 07:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(01-07-2013, 06:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:(01-07-2013, 06:43 PM)username Wrote: Right now, I'm sitting in my new car, in the driveway of my home, posting on Mock. Why?
I'm so glad you have a smart phone.
Smart phones are the key to every bleach-blonde bimbos' success.
Bastard!!!
I don't know how I ever lived without the damn thing.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - username - 01-07-2013
(01-07-2013, 06:17 PM)Adub Wrote: I'm freezing my ass off. In Sunny California. I WTF happened to the Palm trees and Sunshine?
Hey, I seem to recall that you live in California's barren, wasteland (often referred to as the armpit. What are you talking about Palm trees and stuff? You smoking some tumbleweed, Adub?
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Sphincter Cop - 01-07-2013
(01-07-2013, 06:43 PM)username Wrote: Right now, I'm sitting in my new car, in the driveway of my home, posting on Mock. Why?
Do you have the vibrate function figured out?
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - username - 01-07-2013
(01-07-2013, 08:36 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:(01-07-2013, 06:43 PM)username Wrote: Right now, I'm sitting in my new car, in the driveway of my home, posting on Mock. Why?
Do you have the vibrate function figured out?
Oh yeah, baby! But it puts my phone to shame. We're talking RPG against a cap gun.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - aussiefriend - 01-07-2013
(01-07-2013, 06:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:(01-07-2013, 06:43 PM)username Wrote: Right now, I'm sitting in my new car, in the driveway of my home, posting on Mock. Why?
I love that! I'm so glad you have a smart phone.
Respect man, respect.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Maggot - 01-07-2013
My 6 yr old son has a journal and he is constantly asking me to write something in it so he can copy it on another page and rip out what I wrote so he can say he did it.
He just ran up to me and said "quick write ....the slaves ran away so now I have a bunch of idiots working for me"........It took me by surprize so I just wrote it.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Jimbone - 01-07-2013
(01-07-2013, 08:36 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: Do you have the vibrate function figured out?
Oh, she's got it figured out... she puts it in her pocket and calls herself about 10 times in a row.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 01-08-2013
Mock hit three hundred thousand posts yesterday. I meant to keep an eye on it to see who actually hit that number but it didn't work out that way.
300,000. Woooo. Not too shabby for our little site.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Clang McFly - 01-08-2013
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - username - 01-08-2013
(01-07-2013, 09:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: He just ran up to me and said "quick write ....the slaves ran away so now I have a bunch of idiots working for me"........It took me by surprize so I just wrote it.
WTH?
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - nrkerr - 01-08-2013
I don't know how to use crutches!!! I have to have them for the next two weeks, and I look like a giant dumbass while trying to figure them out!
***Sorry if this post shouldn't have went here.***
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Midwest Spy - 01-08-2013
(01-08-2013, 03:43 PM)nrkerr Wrote: I don't know how to use crutches!!! I have to have them for the next two weeks, and I look like a giant dumbass while trying to figure them out!
***Sorry if this post shouldn't have went here.***
Better to look like an idiot than apologize in Mock.
(I should know).
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 01-08-2013
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Midwest Spy - 01-08-2013
In case there were any Rockford haters out there...
In 2002, The Rockford Files was ranked #39 on TV Guide's 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time.
Lifted from Wikipedia.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 01-08-2013
Did MASH make the list? How about CHEERS? Those shows had brilliant writers. I think television totally sucks and other than football I haven't actively watched anything on television since the Sopranos.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Midwest Spy - 01-08-2013
(01-08-2013, 05:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Did MASH make the list? How about CHEERS? Those shows had brilliant writers. I think television totally sucks and other than football I haven't actively watched anything on television since the Sopranos.
I'll find out for you.
I also didn't want to get a more updated list (as I suspect Rockford Files has probably slipped in the rankings the last 10 years).
I don't have time to watch them, but there are many, many well-written shows that have come out in the last 10 years.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Midwest Spy - 01-08-2013
(01-08-2013, 05:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Did MASH make the list? How about CHEERS? Those shows had brilliant writers. I think television totally sucks and other than football I haven't actively watched anything on television since the Sopranos.
Okay, here's the list in it's entirety, but again, this is from 2002.
Does TV Guide even exist anymore?
I remember my grandparents always had it lying on the coffee table.
The following is the complete list:
1. Seinfeld (NBC)
2. I Love Lucy (CBS)
3. The Honeymooners (CBS)
4. All in the Family (CBS)
5. The Sopranos (HBO)
6. 60 Minutes (CBS)
7. Late Show with David Letterman (CBS)
8. The Simpsons (Fox)
9. The Andy Griffith Show (CBS)
10. Saturday Night Live (NBC)
11. The Mary Tyler Moore Show (CBS)
12. The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (NBC)
13. The Dick Van Dyke Show (CBS)
14. Hill Street Blues (NBC)
15. The Ed Sullivan Show (CBS)
16. The Carol Burnett Show (CBS)
17. Today (NBC)
18. Cheers (NBC)
19. thirtysomething (ABC)
20. St. Elsewhere (NBC)
21. Friends (NBC)
22. ER (NBC
23. Nightline (ABC)
24. Law & Order (NBC)
25. M+A+S+H (CBS)
26. The Twilight Zone (CBS)
27. Sesame Street (PBS)
28. The Cosby Show (NBC)
29. Donahue (syndicated)
30. Your Show of Shows (NBC)
31. The Defenders (CBS)
32. An American Family (PBS)
33. Playhouse 90 (CBS)
34. Frasier (NBC)
35. Roseanne (ABC)
36. The Fugitive (ABC)
37. The X-Files (Fox)
38. The Larry Sanders Show (HBO)
39. The Rockford Files (NBC)
40. Gunsmoke (CBS)
41. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (WB/UPN)
42. Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In (NBC)
43. Bonanza (NBC)
44. The Bob Newhart Show (CBS)
45. Twin Peaks (ABC)
46. Star Trek: The Next Generation (syndicated)
47. Rocky and His Friends (ABC)
48. Taxi (ABC/NBC)
49. The Oprah Winfrey Show (syndicated)
50. Bewitched (ABC)
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - username - 01-08-2013
I had about 8 minutes today to get my son in the door and out again for rugby practice. Walk in the door and there's a horrible smell; the dog has taken a wet shit on a rug. Frantically throw the dog outside (better late...), and clean up said shit with paper towels and spray. Throw some of the towels in the toilet which immediately starts backing up. Run around looking for the plunger which can't be found. In the meantime, the toilet water has receded. In an act of profound stupidity, I decide to try flushing again at which point the toilet decided to vomit shitty dog poo water all over my bathroom floor.
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Duchess - 01-08-2013
We talk a lotta shit in here. Anyone else notice that?
RE: The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - Midwest Spy - 01-08-2013
(01-08-2013, 07:49 PM)username Wrote: I had about 8 minutes today to get my son in the door and out again for rugby practice. Walk in the door and there's a horrible smell; the dog has taken a wet shit on a rug. Frantically throw the dog outside (better late...), and clean up said shit with paper towels and spray. Throw some of the towels in the toilet which immediately starts backing up. Run around looking for the plunger which can't be found. In the meantime, the toilet water has receded. In an act of profound stupidity, I decide to try flushing again at which point the toilet decided to vomit shitty dog poo water all over my bathroom floor.
User, that sounds terrible.
My sympathies.
However, you need some serious work honing your Suburban Hausfrau skills.