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PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - username - 01-30-2013
Kind of like people of Walmart...
Listen up! I've been recruiting for members at Topix (because it's got to be the easiest place ever to post a thread). Anyway, I WANT SOME RETURN ON MY 5 MINUTE INVESTMENT!
Register now or remain forever a hairy wart on the face of humanity...or something like that.
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - username - 01-30-2013
Just remember the ideal qualifications:
Wicked/dark sense of humor.
An ability to say something thought provoking periodically (although we have some members who really don't qualify in that regard...)
A thick skin.
An interest in no holds barred debate.
People that are terribly politically correct are welcome to join and will probably get eaten alive shortly thereafter but hey, wade on in.
$9.95/month (j/k on that part).
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - Maggot - 01-30-2013
Shut the fuck up toad brain.
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - username - 01-30-2013
(01-30-2013, 09:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: Shut the fuck up toad brain.
That shit is not going to help with my membership drive, troglodyte.
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - Maggot - 01-30-2013
Who cares, it felt good for me.
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - Maggot - 01-30-2013
And another thing Mary Poppins, dont go out and say that people should expect savage meat grinding of bones and stuff then start acting all chim-chimmany cheeroo and stuff.......
we interupt this beating for a special report from the manniquin head on the porch.......its raining.
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - username - 01-30-2013
(01-30-2013, 09:51 PM)Maggot Wrote: And another thing Mary Poppins, dont go out and say that people should expect savage meat grinding of bones and stuff then start acting all chim-chimmany cheeroo and stuff.......
Have you never heard of switch and bait or bait and switch? I'm trying to reel them in here BUT NO!
Leave it to one pot head to fuck everything up.
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - Maggot - 01-30-2013
You're just pissed I'm not sharing ping pong.
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - OnBendedKnee - 02-01-2013
(01-30-2013, 08:38 PM)username Wrote: Just remember the ideal qualifications:
Wicked/dark sense of humor.
An ability to say something thought provoking periodically (although we have some members who really don't qualify in that regard...)
A thick skin.
An interest in no holds barred debate.
People that are terribly politically correct are welcome to join and will probably get eaten alive shortly thereafter but hey, wade on in.
$9.95/month (j/k on that part).
Isn't that what we have (mostly) right here?
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - username - 02-01-2013
Yep. I was just hoping to add a few more since CN and Dickbird seem to have fallen off the face of the earth. The Topix fuckers seem to be ignoring me though.
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - ramseycat - 02-01-2013
What did happen to Dick abs CN?? Why just leave? I kinda miss Dick.
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - username - 02-01-2013
Neither one has logged in since last July. Bastards. I think Dick got his panties in a bunch. I have no idea what happened to CN. Maybe he's locked up in a looney bin somewhere.
RE: PEOPLE OF TOPIX... - aussiefriend - 02-02-2013
(01-30-2013, 08:38 PM)username Wrote: Just remember the ideal qualifications:
Wicked/dark sense of humor.
An ability to say something thought provoking periodically (although we have some members who really don't qualify in that regard...)
A thick skin.
An interest in no holds barred debate.
People that are terribly politically correct are welcome to join and will probably get eaten alive shortly thereafter but hey, wade on in.
$9.95/month (j/k on that part).
Need to be good looking.