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The olympic IOC - Maggot - 02-13-2013
So they drop wrestling the oldest sport in the olympics and keep shit like synchronized swimming and want to add wakeboarding or some other numb sport. What bunch of idiots.
RE: The olympic IOC - Duchess - 02-13-2013
I wonder why they'd chose to keep a pansyass sport over wrestling.
RE: The olympic IOC - Maggot - 02-13-2013
Because they're all limp wristed sniveling snots.
RE: The olympic IOC - FAHQTOO - 02-13-2013
There's a lot of stupid "sports" they need to get rid of...wrestling isn't one of them.
RE: The olympic IOC - BlueTiki - 02-13-2013
(02-13-2013, 01:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: So they drop wrestling the oldest sport in the olympics . . .
Too homo-erotic.
Yup.
Homo-erotic.
RE: The olympic IOC - Maggot - 02-13-2013
(02-13-2013, 07:06 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-13-2013, 01:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: So they drop wrestling the oldest sport in the olympics . . .
Too homo-erotic.
Yup.
Homo-erotic.
At least they stopped doing it naked, have you ever seen chariots of fire?
RE: The olympic IOC - HairOfTheDog - 02-13-2013
This is surprising. Wrestling is the oldest sport and a good watch.
But hey, at least speed race walking is safe...
![[Image: racewalking.gif]](http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1127411/racewalking.gif)
RE: The olympic IOC - HairOfTheDog - 02-14-2013
(02-13-2013, 07:06 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-13-2013, 01:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: So they drop wrestling the oldest sport in the olympics . . .
Too homo-erotic.
Yup.
Homo-erotic.
Or, could it be a gay conspiracy to rid the world of heterosexuality?
“If they expel wrestling now, that means that gays will soon run the whole world,” (Russian coach) Uruimagov said, adding that cutting wrestling from the Olympic program was “a blow to masculine origins.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/14/olympic-wrestling-canceled-gay-conspiracy-russian-coach-controversial-claim_n_2680518.html?ref=topbar
RE: The olympic IOC - Maggot - 02-14-2013
That speed walking thing freaks me out, its not natural.
RE: The olympic IOC - Jimbone - 02-14-2013
(02-14-2013, 01:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: That speed walking thing freaks me out, its not natural.
And just look at all the spectators for the sport!
RE: The olympic IOC - Paulistano - 02-14-2013
(02-13-2013, 08:27 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: This is surprising. Wrestling is the oldest sport and a good watch.
But hey, at least speed race walking is safe...
That is not a sport, that is a moron.
RE: The olympic IOC - Maggot - 02-14-2013
If Kim Kardasion did that it would make that fence tip over.
RE: The olympic IOC - HairOfTheDog - 02-14-2013
(02-14-2013, 02:43 PM)Maggot Wrote: If Kim Kardasion did that it would make that fence tip over.
If Kate Upton did that it would be much more of a spectator sport.
Off direct topic but related to Olympic track and field sports, I just read that Oscar Pistorius was arrested at his home in South Africa today for the shooting murder of his girlfriend, model Reeva Steenkamp. Shocked me. There was a lot of publicity last year around him being the first double amputee to compete in the Olympics; my family and I were really rooting for him. He's regarded as a hero in South Africa, from what I understand, and had a lot of lucrative endorsements underway. Weird story, but details are still sketchy at this point.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/olympian-oscar-pistoriu-charged-murder-girlfriend-article-1.1264097
RE: The olympic IOC - BlueTiki - 02-14-2013
(02-14-2013, 04:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: . . . from what I understand, and had a lot of lucrative endorsements underway.
Well . . . it will only cost him an arm or two.
He should be grateful.
They'd have Bolt's legs.
RE: The olympic IOC - HairOfTheDog - 02-14-2013
(02-14-2013, 04:56 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-14-2013, 04:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: . . . from what I understand, and had a lot of lucrative endorsements underway.
Well . . . it will only cost him an arm or two.
He should be grateful.
They'd have Bolt's legs.
True, certainly won't cost him an arm and a leg.
Bolt could probably outrun the law; the man is lightning...
RE: The olympic IOC - BlueTiki - 02-14-2013
I wonder what made him snap?
You know I'm wanting every damned leg joke right now!
RE: The olympic IOC - HairOfTheDog - 02-14-2013
(02-14-2013, 05:20 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I wonder what made him snap?
You know I'm wanting every damned leg joke right now!
Maybe he buckled under the pressure of fame?
Such a kneedless tragedy.
Apparently, there are reports of domestic emergency calls having been made to his home in the past, but it's not yet clear if those occurred during the short time that he'd been dating Ms. Steenkamp or what those emergencies entailed.
RE: The olympic IOC - BlueTiki - 02-14-2013
(02-14-2013, 05:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Such a kneedless tragedy.
You know "doesn't have a leg to stand on" will be used by the prosecution.
For some reason the lyrics to the Hokey Pokey started running through my head.
RE: The olympic IOC - Jimbone - 02-14-2013
I wonder what he was so angry about? It's not like he doesn't have le...nevermind.
Maybe Ruby took her love to town?
RE: The olympic IOC - HairOfTheDog - 02-14-2013
(02-14-2013, 05:32 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Maybe Ruby took her love to town?
Pistorius was recently involved in an altercation over a woman with a multi-millionaire. Police had to intervene to settle the matter.
IDK. Looks like he MIGHT have been a hot head. It's possible that he was possessive and became frustrated when attempts to put his foot down with women were unsuccessful. Unless his lawyer can sell an accidental shooting, could be damn near impossible for Pisotrius to get a leg up on the charges. Neither his lawyer nor Pistorius has commented thus far; no way he's gonna put his foot in his mouth.
Okay, done...