The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[sally]

My son got his driving permit yesterday and he's no Dale Jr. yet, but he did gain back control of my vehicle after hitting the curb going over the bridge. He only scared the shit out of me once driving back from the DMV so I guess thats not too bad.

[ramseycat]

Welcome to the club Sally. Thing 1 got his permit in December. I now have a new understanding if the term imaginary break. I practically break my toes stomping on mine when he drives.

[Duchess]

If so, no wonder she's not well liked.

A sports reporter called her a bitch...on the air.

[username]

Wow. I don't think I've ever heard anything like that on a sports report. Even Lance...I don't remember someone, in that type of report, calling him an asshole.

[Midwest Spy]

Just scored tix to tonight's Indiana-Minnesota college hoops game at The Barn.

Indiana is ranked #1 in the country and my Gophers are really struggling.

I'm surprising my little guy. He thinks we're going to my buddy's house to watch the game, when in reality, we'll drive to the arena (he's been there before).

The look on his face will be priceless!!

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm surprising my little guy. He thinks we're going to my buddy's house to watch the game, when in reality, we'll drive to the arena (he's been there before).

We're taking about your son, not the little guy that couldn't stay up through Dr. Zhivago, right?

Have a good time, MS - sounds like fun.

[Midwest Spy]

I'm surprising my little guy. He thinks we're going to my buddy's house to watch the game, when in reality, we'll drive to the arena (he's been there before).

We're taking about your son, not the little guy that couldn't stay up through Dr. Zhivago, right?

Have a good time, MS - sounds like fun.

Glad you were able to get some clarification.

Ever since Zhivago, I've been off my game.

Look for me/us on ESPN. 4:00pm start in your area.

[sally]

Welcome to the club Sally. Thing 1 got his permit in December. I now have a new understanding if the term imaginary break. I practically break my toes stomping on mine when he drives.

Yeah, its kinda scary. Are you buying him a car when he turns 16? My son wants a Scion, he says they're only like $26,000. Nice of him to think about my wallet.

[ramseycat]

Thing 1 wants a brand new Dodge Charger. I just laughed. He will be lucky if he gets a 10 year old Civic.

[Midwest Spy]

Just scored tix to tonight's Indiana-Minnesota college hoops game at The Barn.

Indiana is ranked #1 in the country and my Gophers are really struggling.

I'm surprising my little guy. He thinks we're going to my buddy's house to watch the game, when in reality, we'll drive to the arena (he's been there before).

The look on his face will be priceless!!

What an atmosphere at Williams arena tonight as Minnesota took down the #1 ranked Hoosiers.

It was loud and electric. My little guy was kind of overwhelmed but loved it anyway.

Sky-U-Mah!!

[crash]

Every time I watch Million Dollar Baby I say "Don't put the stool out, Frankie" to the screen, but do you think he listens? I just wanna see Hilary Swank snot that dirty German bitch just once!

[Duchess]

Sally, do you worry about sinkholes? I was just reading about the one in Brandon. What a fricken horror. That man will hear his brother screaming for help in his mind the rest of his life.

[Cracker]

Sally, do you worry about sinkholes?

I don't know why I think this is so funny, but I do.

I wish she would answer.

[sally]

I honestly never gave much thought about it untill now, but I guess it would be a real fucking bummer.

[Cracker]

We are going to have a big earthquake in the next few years. I felt a small one a month or so ago with an aftershock and another a few weeks ago. I texted a few people to ask if they felt it and they didn't notice. They don't know what an earthquake feels like. You have to live through a few bigger ones to be able to recognize the rolling/shaking thing. Fat fuckers in Georgia probably just think it's their significant other sitting down on the couch.

I'm not crazy:
map 2.5 2013/02/02 00:47:03 34.963N 84.933W 9.7 2 km ( 1 mi) ENE of Cohutta, GA
map 2.1 2013/01/15 18:39:33 34.776N 85.031W 6.3 6 km ( 4 mi) WNW of Dalton, GA

There have been six small ones in the last few months. The Big One can't be far off. I wonder if my dog notices. He's kind of a dumbass.

[Cracker]

I think it's totally uncool to use someone's real name in your signature if they didn't use their real name on the board. It's not like they can say something about it, so I will. It isn't cool. And I doubt it would have been appreciated being PI and all...

[username]

I think it's totally uncool to use someone's real name in your signature if they didn't use their real name on the board. It's not like they can say something about it, so I will. It isn't cool. And I doubt it would have been appreciated being PI and all...

Yeah. While it was bandied about a lot for awhile, I think it should be changed too.

Besides after awhile....let's just say Mock has its own Maytee.

[crash]

It's tacky. And she would have hated it for more than one reason.

[Cracker]

I don't understand the need for it. The screen name is recognizable. We would all know who she meant.

It's starfuckery.

[username]

I don't understand the need for it.

It's because they were thisclose.