Do you hate any of your coworkers?

[Maggot]

One of the girls in the office let me in on the secret that all the women go to a certain bathroom to shit. They do not go in the bathrooms that are near their offices because someone might "catch" them. So the go in the customers bathroom. Most of the customers are men so they feel kinda "safe"
Now everytime I see one go in I make a shit straining face and smile........they think I'm nuts. Women are strange creatures.