Do you hate any of your coworkers?

[Cracker]

Aren't you regular? Don't you "go" before you leave the house and after you get home? I can't imagine having to poop in the middle of the day. That is so weird to me. Just get up from my desk and go somewhere to poop. Then go back to work like nothing happened. Eww. I wonder if people I deal with during the day just pooped...

Do you get up from eating in a restaurant and go poop then go back and eat? Because that is just disgusting.

I would high five you if I worked with you.