02-04-2011, 02:03 AM
I'm calling bullshit on our daily weather report. Snow in Houston my ass! Hmph! Damn schools closed, everything 'hunkered down' (what is this? a 50s school scare film?), and for what? I'm taking my annoying kid to the damn news station so they can deal with her whiny, disappointed ass tomorrow. ohhh, it's going to SNOW! Hell dun frozed over, people! Call a priest! Slap yo mama! But wait! now it's going to snow, just not a lot. And much later than we thought. Oh, wait...now it's going to be just really cold and a little damp (nicole kidman on valentine's day?). No..no it's going to snow. We totally promise. Just not til you're all asleep. Yeah, that's it.
stupid meteorologists. Lies! All lies!
this is that karma thing, isn't it?
stupid meteorologists. Lies! All lies!
this is that karma thing, isn't it?