09-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Idiot sighting:
Tonight I was out in my garage and I heard some noise outside so I went around the back way and snuck up to the front of the house.One ofmy cars is parked in a darker spot by some trees and I saw a shadow and heard some whispering, Isnuck to the back of the car and caught two maybe 16 yr old kids trying to siphon gas. One of themran away but the other I snagged by his shirt and threw him on the ground and grabbed his shirt again. I was going to punch him but the kid shrieked like a girl and stopped wiggling, so I drug him to the street light and realized he was just a kid. I asked him what he thought about his chickenshit buddy that ran away and he said that he does'nt even have a car and he was helping his buddy. I pulled the garage door opener out of my pocket and brought him to the door that was really lite up. I asked him what his parents would think of going to the police station and picking him up tonight and he started crying. I felt kinda bad for the kid and said I tell ya what if you drink this coffee cup full of gas I will not call the cops. I still had him by the shirt and almost had him off the ground and hesaid that he had to go to school tomorrow and he had snuck out and bla bla bla. I told him he had a choice drink the gas or my cell phone was right there (thats when I pointed to it for dramatic effect) He agreed to drink the gas! I even made him pour it into the cup.:
:He drank it and I pushed him out the door and said I wouldshove a sparkler down his throat for dessert next time he came around my house trying to steal something,he ran up the street and I saw him puking on some guys lawn. Sometimes I surprize myself.Then the lady across the street turned on her porch light and I went back in the garage and closed the door, and finished my work. I hope he turns into a self supporting American now.
Tonight I was out in my garage and I heard some noise outside so I went around the back way and snuck up to the front of the house.One ofmy cars is parked in a darker spot by some trees and I saw a shadow and heard some whispering, Isnuck to the back of the car and caught two maybe 16 yr old kids trying to siphon gas. One of themran away but the other I snagged by his shirt and threw him on the ground and grabbed his shirt again. I was going to punch him but the kid shrieked like a girl and stopped wiggling, so I drug him to the street light and realized he was just a kid. I asked him what he thought about his chickenshit buddy that ran away and he said that he does'nt even have a car and he was helping his buddy. I pulled the garage door opener out of my pocket and brought him to the door that was really lite up. I asked him what his parents would think of going to the police station and picking him up tonight and he started crying. I felt kinda bad for the kid and said I tell ya what if you drink this coffee cup full of gas I will not call the cops. I still had him by the shirt and almost had him off the ground and hesaid that he had to go to school tomorrow and he had snuck out and bla bla bla. I told him he had a choice drink the gas or my cell phone was right there (thats when I pointed to it for dramatic effect) He agreed to drink the gas! I even made him pour it into the cup.:
:He drank it and I pushed him out the door and said I wouldshove a sparkler down his throat for dessert next time he came around my house trying to steal something,he ran up the street and I saw him puking on some guys lawn. Sometimes I surprize myself.Then the lady across the street turned on her porch light and I went back in the garage and closed the door, and finished my work. I hope he turns into a self supporting American now.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.